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五条悟也很意外:“难道小樱继承了两面宿傩的术式吗?而且看上去她的天赋还真强啊。”

很快,门外传来脚步声,一个穿着睡衣的橘红发色的女孩拉开门:“银酱你怎么还不起床…嗬——”

他以迅雷不及掩耳之势挥出一拳。

◎作者有话要说:

禅院甚尔:我儿子不是叫禅院惠吗?

一连抒:你怎么给儿子取名叫佐助啊?

木屐、自行车、汽车、飞船……简直像将不同漫画的人物揉到了一个画面里。】

一连抒:“噗——”她连翻带滚的被锤飞到墙角,还没来得及睡醒就昏死过去。】

坂田银时挠脖子:“银桑我哪知道她是人是鬼啊,一睁眼还以为是伽椰子上门,那家伙是什么人啊?莫名其妙出现在银桑的被子上,太没礼貌了。”

“噫,”钉崎野蔷薇缩了一下,“好惨。”

冥冥说:“不要急,肯定会有答案的。”

春野樱浑然不觉,还在欢快的叫喊:“杀!杀!杀!”她每喊一声,桌椅就被切得更碎一些。】

【穿着和服的人、穿着西服的人、穿着玩偶服的人,穿着纸箱的人……豹头、狗头、猫头、人头……

她开口的第一句话是:“可以换个病房吗?”

【被子底下的人艰难的拱了一下,一连抒的头发滑开,露出了底下一张年轻男人的脸,现在正闭着眼满脸挣扎。

庵歌姬发出疑惑。

志村新八:“纳尼!”】

剧场的观众这下糊涂了。

“这是宿傩的术式!”虎杖悠仁惊诧道。

随着她的声音,那人似乎要醒了。

禅院甚尔:……

在扫过热闹的街道后,镜头终于出现了他们认识的人。

刻起身观察,发现那些桌椅好像被什么东西凭空切得四分五裂。

一连抒指向隔壁床:“那个人擦药的时候总是发出奇怪的声音。”

“神乐你在干嘛?”志村新八走过来了,惊讶的说,“你怎么把门弄坏了?!”

【坂田银时猛地睁开眼睛,转头就看见一大片黑色的头发,简直吓疯了。

话虽如此,但一个人的最强却容易分身乏术,五条悟不正是因此才被设计关入狱门疆的吗?

庵歌姬疑惑:“这到底是什么地方?一连抒怎么会突然出现在这里?”

五条悟笑着说:“也不用那么悲观,不是还有我在吗,我可是最强。”

钉崎野蔷薇惊呼:“啊啊啊!她底下怎么还有个人啊!等等,那个发色……不会是五条老师吧?”

夜蛾正道不仅是担忧现在的战场,也担忧五条悟。

夜蛾正道:“如果她还有一连抒的时间术式的话,可以说是真正意义上的无敌了。”

“嘭!”

一连抒穿着病号服,头上缠了绷带,脸上贴着纱布,一只手骨折了挂在身前,十分凄惨。

“鬼啊啊啊——”

一连抒:连自己儿子的名字都记不住也太人渣了。

坂田银时:“啊?”

夜蛾正道叹气:“没错,没有一连抒的时间术式,就算小樱的天赋很高,也对付不了两面宿傩。”

一连抒:你有两个儿子?

神乐指着里面说:“银酱带了女人回来阿鲁。”

五条悟:“无可反驳,不过概率不高,看长相也知道一连的基因被压制得很厉害。况且这种术式比六眼和咒灵操术还要罕见,代代相传的概率几乎为0。”

“咦?这是什么地方?”

【一连抒被救护车拉走,万事屋三人跟着去了医院。交完费,志村新八训斥坂田银时:“银桑你真是的,怎么能直接把人家打成那样!”

三人上楼去看。

神乐反射性甩上门,结果力气太大,把门砸碎了。

过了一会儿,护士来告诉他们病人醒了。

禅院甚尔:谁是佐助?

以为接下来会有暧昧剧情的观众:“……”

【一连抒脸朝下趴在被子上面,可以看到上半身光溜溜的脊背。可想而知,没播出来的那下半段很有可能也是光溜溜的。】

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天外剧场22

毕竟两面宿傩也毋庸置疑的拥有出类拔萃的天赋,再加上丰富的与强者对战的经验,春野樱望尘莫及。

“可恶、热死了,要喘不过气了,救命啊…神乐、新吧唧……有鬼压床啊……呼…呼……”

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