第1章 第一回(2/3)

思索了半天,连酲才清了清嗓子,学着古代人说:“连岫声此人,不好应付。”

连酲哭着吃完了三个大饼子,打了两个嗝,叹了口气。

他跟前的地上是一盏精巧雅致的料丝灯,灯屏上头还绘着一副湖畔秋景,光影在地面上形成一大朵光影朦胧的莲花,而连酲被照耀得面似观音,形似妖姬。

彤雪个子瘦削长跳,扶立着灯笼,面目不清,“六哥儿的轿子这会儿应该已经到门口了,琼花,你去看看。”

见自家哥儿哭得伤心,一直忍着泪的琼花终于也放闸了,她用手帕捂着眼,口中骂个不停,“哥儿你就跟那不是夫人亲生的一样,你看二娘对二哥儿,二哥都考多少回了,现在还是个秀才,但二娘都不让人说二哥儿一句!就不说二娘,那连二姑姐,一个寡妇,回娘家还晓得叼着崽,这才是亲娘!”

连湫乃大尧朝开国以来最年轻的一位状元,年仅十六岁便三元及第,拜入当朝首辅门下,自此一路高升,直至一人之下万人之上。而如此惊艳才绝的连岫声,却是书中第一大祸国权奸,但也是清流名臣连家的一救星菩萨,还是一催命符——连家在他的荣光之下着实过上了繁花似锦的日子,以至于全家被推至午门斩首时,连老爹还大喊“天妒英才”,以为是自己连家运道不足,接不住连岫声那福星,害得他最终陨落。

旁边虎丘绕着琼花转,求她别说了,求她小声些,若让外头人听见,议论辱骂主家,轰出去都是轻的。

“你们叹气做什么?”连酲好奇地问,原身对他们其实还不错。

“哎,哥儿你怎么突然叫他连岫声?你平时都叫他连湫,怎么,哥儿你也要投靠于他?”虎丘气呼呼地说。

要是让他穿成连岫声,那还了得,他上哪儿去考个状元?没准儿他第二天就因为左脚迈入朝堂被仗杀。

“心疼哥儿。”虎丘说。

“哥儿是不是呛着了?别喝了,吃点饼子垫垫,彤雪姐姐亲自下厨做的,厨房里那群老油滑婆子,上赶着讨好六哥儿,不给咱饭吃!”虎丘告状道。

连家六哥儿,单名一个湫,字岫声,取自山水之音之意。

彤雪见自家哥儿一直盯着这灯看,以为他是钟爱这灯,便把灯往前推,“家老爷还是惦记你的,知哥儿你喜欢这些漂亮玩意儿,这不,下午得了盏这时下最抢手的李家灯,不过一时辰的功夫,他就使唤人送来咱们院了,我特意带过来给你瞧瞧。”

原身在书中不过是一炮灰,书中写他调戏人家儿子,只是为了让连岫声后来跟人家搭上关系,原身就一螺丝,需要他犯事儿或者需要有人惊叹连家竟有如此标志一哥儿的时候,才会拉原身出来现一现。

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连酲想说,他们的院其实也不必挑,全是。

他特别想回社会主义当孤儿。

而连酲身为读者,对连岫声此类奸臣之尤只会恨之入骨,对连家这一大家子的结局也只会拍手称快。

“都是一家子兄弟姊妹,说什么投靠不投靠。”连酲躺下来,头枕着蒲团,手指戳着灯屏,眼下和鼻梁的痣都被照成了红色。

而原身这人设,不算上男女通吃,其实约等于为连酲量身定制。

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“兄弟!”他一时动容,便说。

连酲有点感动了,因为他本身的的确确是一个孤儿,还没有人对他说过这样的话。

“……”

连酲一言不发,把灯拿到了手里。

按照这几个丫鬟小厮所吐露出来的信息,眼下应该正好是书中“原身当街调戏工部左侍郎之子,被罚跪祠堂三天三夜”。

但连酲也不是只吃男或者只吃女,他男女都不吃,因为没吃过,不清楚。

“当然不好应付!”趴在地上的虎丘终于抬起上身,他跪坐在另一个蒲团上,很不高兴地说:“夫人把管家的权利交给了六哥儿,六哥儿平时没时间,家里就是四娘在管,四娘管不了的才会让六哥儿来管,哥儿你的事儿肯定是他来管了,这回指不定又要怎么挑咱们院的刺,真是烦得很。”

“哎。”

说到这里,就不得不再说一声连酲为什么会觉得这本杂记野了,虚构朝代就罢了,只要原身一出场,声称自己是只是历史的记录者的作者就要用大几百字描写周围人如何如何被原身的美貌震撼到。业务能力不足,很有水字数的嫌疑。

旁边三人也跟着叹了口气。

可现在他不怎么想拍手了。

先试试套个话。

因为他现在成为这一大家子里的一份子了。

还好,连酲很快便想开,剧情少,锚点少,这说明什么?说明他的发挥空间大啊。

虎丘一下跪趴在地,“哥儿你折煞我了。”

“夫人真是狠心,竟让六哥儿来管,哥儿好歹是他的兄长,这世上哪有弟弟管教哥哥的道理?”

连酲痛哭着啃饼子。

趁着这会儿功夫,连酲垂眼思索着原身如今处境,身无功名,游手好闲,猫狗都嫌。

酲一口水喷了出来,吓得几人惊慌失措,又是望风又是擦水。

连酲没说话,一个劲的啃饼子,他倒不是呛着了,而是忽然想起来后面的剧情有多惊悚,吓了一激灵。

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