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但没几天,他就又来了一趟。

翻开杂志读了一遍凉纪刊登上去的稿件,带土把杂志放在书架上,又开始推断起凉纪钟意的风格。

所有人都满怀期待地看着卡卡西的视频播放,而画面一出来,大家的表情都变成了=_=的模样。

和上次卡卡西生日那天不一样,这一回,全木叶都知道卡卡西会给带土回一个视频,而且卡卡西很可能不会像带土那样公开播放,所以大家都想来现场观看。

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他又端详了一番带土的长相:“我看小哥你长得还挺俊的,应该不是颜值的问题,大概你女朋友不喜欢你这类风格吧。”

就在这时,波风水门、玖辛奈、鸣人、止水等十几个人也纷纷从阳台上进来了,还有人难得走的不是阳台而是正门,在门外按响了门铃,一时间,带土的房间里人满为患,到处都是喧哗声。

带土的火气意外地有些大啊,波风水门心想。他笑着调解道:“带土,卡卡西精心制作的视频,我们都很期待,你就别卖关子了。放心,等看完我们就会离开,不会再来打扰你。”

付过钱后,他向老板问道:“老板,你知不知道女朋友虽然很喜欢对方,但从来不因为对方脸红心跳,也几乎不主动做出亲密行为,是什么原因?”

看了眼茶几上的兔子耳朵发卡,卡卡西露出一切尽在不言中的笑,也从阳台离开了。

不过管他呢。

把边上高出一截的石台当作椅子坐了上去,带土用镇定的语气掩盖急切的心情:“凉纪,你可以开始跳了。”

现在我成了你的御用感情咨询师了吗,老板心说。不过,这个死鸭子嘴硬的人居然这么快就有了女朋友,还真是意想不到,他还以为这人肯定要纠结至少半年呢。

按漩涡信之佑的说法,凉纪拒绝了整个涡潮村的适龄忍者。不过也可能是漩涡信之佑搞出的场面太夸张,在这种场合下,就算看得顺眼的人,也只剩下不耐烦。

兔子舞是非常纯洁非常可爱的舞蹈,但看着看着,带土的喉咙就忍不住有些发干。

把阳台门再度锁上,窗帘再度拉上,带土拿着发卡,牵着凉纪传送进了神威空间。

不过,看他完成月牙的眼睛,就知道他很得意自己完美度过了这场危机。

老板说:“大概是因为她对你只是心理性喜欢,而非生理性喜欢。”

这一回,再不会有人来打扰他。

这一回,他没有买全套杂志,而是只买了一本推理杂志。

“是吗?”带土似笑非笑地说,“那我先不拆卡卡西的礼物,带你们去餐厅一起庆祝我的生日,等到晚上你们都离开了,我再拆礼物,你觉得怎么样?”

幕立时变黑。他向卡卡西伸出手,没好气地说:“你的视频快给我吧。”

跳完第一遍后,凉纪问道:“你还希望我跳第二遍吗?”

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“不用了。”带土声音有些沙哑地说道。

带土也有些佩服卡卡西能想出这个点子来回敬,不过现在对他来说最要紧的是——

凉纪究竟喜欢什么类型的长相?买完杂志后,带土反复思量着这个问题。

“卡卡西,你也该走了。”

电视里,卡卡西的忍犬帕克和西巴分别穿着带土和卡卡西的衣服,一个戴着护目镜,一个戴着面罩,卖力地人立起来表演,忍犬们合奏的“汪汪汪”声传出来,屏幕正下方是一行字:(狗语翻译)就算变成狗也是好朋友。

他拍了拍身边的位置,示意凉纪坐在他旁边,在凉纪过来之后,他按住凉纪的后脑吻了上去。

“切,没劲。”纲手率先走了,鸣人在与水门还有玖辛奈说了一声后也走了,其余人坚持到了视频播完,随后鱼贯而出,一句评论也没有留,只剩下卡卡西还待在带土的家中,摇头叹息道:“你们都不懂狗的可爱啊。”

这似乎打破了他到达相应阶段才能进行对应行为的规定。

那个大客户已经一个多月没有来买杂志了,大概今后也不会再来了吧,老板有些遗憾地想。

听到水门老师这么说,带土不再说什么,蹲下身把凉纪视频的光碟拿出来,换成卡卡西的光碟。

鸣人不满地喊道:“带土,我们都是来帮你庆祝生日的,你怎么还把我们赶走?”

对他这个受害者,带土还这么理直气壮,卡卡西心中很是不满。但因为很明显自己打扰了带土的好事,所以他没说什么,只是平常地把光碟给了带土。

起身把阳台门锁上,挡住后续可能要进来的人,拉上窗帘后又走到房门前再加了一把锁,带土道:“视频我只放一遍,看完你们就赶快走,不要在我房间里碍手碍脚。”

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