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他爱爹地！爹门永生！

别说郁棠当众说他便秘了, 就是爬到他头顶拉屎都没问题。

郁棠向来善于察言观色，结合前后句、郁清许的神态语气，以及自己没有被批……湛蓝的大眼睛滴溜一转就猜出个七七八八。

郁清许见状一人弹了一个脑瓜崩：“行了行了，桃姐这么做还不是为了让你俩能多摄入一点？而且也没有很多……”

总而言之, 已经没什么是他郁小棠不敢干的啦！

到了病房，郁棠一脸惊喜的朝着亲爹奔去，当着一众医护人员的面兴奋问道：“爹地你也便秘啦！？”

他的爹地，果然是世界上最好（用）的爹地！

平时爸爸盯得紧, 他都会找机会偷吃偷玩，现在爸爸明显对他大幅度放松，那他必然要大玩特玩。

郁棠一脸委屈地撅嘴点头, 霍明择顿时更心疼了, 父子俩立即“哼哼唧唧噫噫啊啊喔喔……”开始用非人类语言互诉衷肠。

不过霍明择对崽的宠溺一向是无底线的, 更不要说他现在罹患“重病”，每晚哄崽睡觉的时候都觉得看一眼少一眼，拉着郁清许趴床边猛盯……

不过桃姐也是没想到这崽眼睛脑袋都转得飞快，一不留神就被他发现了果蔬汁的秘密。

好在白天有桃姐会定时催崽歇歇眼睛，晚上夫夫俩回来，郁棠也会相当听话配合被俩爹哄睡。

是以霍明择冷脸婉拒了一众专家善意地探寻后，几人一走他立即抱住好大儿焦急询问：“也便秘是什么意思？棠棠便秘了？”

然后郁小棠就再也无法接受果蔬汁了，甚至连对蔬菜的排斥都比之前更强烈了，而桃姐确实理亏，这事就这么僵持下来。

霍明择登时眉头一皱：“什么！？怎么能这样？？！”

起因其实是夫夫这几天顾不上孩子，也因为突然面临死亡考验, 让两人都有种除了生死都是小事的过分洒脱，以至于对崽也相当放纵。

说起来这果汁，也就是加入少量蔬菜的果蔬汁，一直是桃姐的金牌秘诀, 这些年来把霍明择忽悠得好好的, 没曾想换到郁棠身上，没几天就被这崽勘破了。

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郁清许一言难尽地瞥了父子俩一眼：“我们没顾上的这三天，棠棠一直在吃肉，一口果汁都没喝。”

结果这崽见了亲爹却有了更大的底气，立即跟爹猛猛告状：“爹地你知道吗！桃婆婆在果汁里加了超多蔬菜！”

想起霍明择这几天借口身体不适也是几乎顿顿吃肉……

好在郁棠的小问题很好解决，医生开了没什么副作用的乳果糖，按照要求喝下去没一会儿就有了效果。

而郁棠已经不是那个刚被认回事事小心的弱小无助崽了，在确认两个爸爸都爱他爱到不行, 这崽早就丝滑进入随意做自己模式, 一向是见缝就钻见好就冲, 偶尔还会故意卖惨让爸爸们心疼然后进一步为自己谋福利。

父崽没吭声，但顶着同款瘪嘴，一副道理他们都懂但就是非！常！不！开！心！

郁清许顿觉人有远虑还有近忧，可真是愁人。

就像有些人晕车，对汽车的皮革味形成阴影，即使车子没有启动，坐进去闻到味道就开始不舒服，父崽之前没尝出来时还好，现在突然得知被骗，甚至隐隐后反胃。

因着霍明择术前要禁食禁水，索性选择在早上手术，这样不会因饿太久难受，推进治疗仓里没准还能睡个回笼觉。

结果问题就出现在桃姐催崽歇歇眼睛上了, 这崽闲不住，尤其是突然被从动画片和游戏里拽出来，桃姐每次都要找借口，不是让崽帮她一起去小菜园摘菜，就是拜托大崽给她当下厨小助手。

桃姐的亲和力连从小就习惯性臭脸的霍明择都搞得定，更别说郁棠这种甜软大崽，那必然是分分钟哄成胎盘，高高兴兴陪她一起处理这些日常杂事。

不同的是医院马桶没有监测功能，他不清楚霍明择近期是否……总之上梁不正！郁清许都没法苛责儿子，只能闭了闭眼揉了揉太阳穴，然后十分头疼地说道：“你们父子俩还真是……收拾一下行李，我带你去跟你爹地一起住院！”

霍明择被好大儿坑了个猝不及防。

郁棠的便秘也算是桃姐预料之内，毕竟小孩和大人的肠胃没法比，这崽的肠胃又比同龄人还要弱一些，也是为了让崽意识到只吃肉会冒出各种各样的问题，她忍了三天才告状。

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