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于是她贪吃的本色尽显,嘴角立时流出两行口水。

花香迎新中,从奶油色大床上苏醒的木棉整个人好比得了重感冒般,头昏昏沉沉到不像话。

一时间,锅包肉竟觉得自己无话可说:那主银,你既然都这么了解了,咱俩也就别磨叽,直接绑定得了。

肿么啦?锅包肉听到呼唤从木棉眉心处飘出。

唉。对着锅包肉扶额叹气,还好她木棉在小说界混了这么多年,也并不是浪得虚名:锅包肉,你说实话,你是不是坑蒙拐骗公司出炉的坑货系统?你难道就没什么想对我说得?

想当初她纵横花市多年也算是见多识广。系统什么的穿越文她看得多了,也不是什么稀罕物,可真让她穿,还是大姑娘上花轿头一次。

只好烦躁地翘着二郎腿,左脚还有一下没一下地点着,心想,难道是她打开方式不对?

她一双杏眼怒瞪:奖励机制、任务剧本、人设经历、背景故事,这些你都没有?

怀着困惑之心木棉扭头一看,只见一片外焦里嫩、色泽金黄锅包肉正在空中悬浮。

主银,咱们的快穿之旅正式开始,快穿局1号金牌员工锅包肉即将为您服务。听着锅包肉跟洗浴技师一样地宣布,木棉就感到一阵眩晕。

调皮地学着锅包肉讲话,木棉甚至试图通过灵魂状态去点击发送文章,可奈何灵魂就像是一阵虚无缥缈的烟,它没有丝毫力气,也触碰不到丝毫外物。

她得话说起来仿佛滔滔不绝,锅包肉耐心耗尽,没等木棉同意,便嗖地一下飞入了她的眉心。

它直截了当地就要钻进木棉眉心,被木棉伸手挡住说话:等一哈,俺凭啥子跟你绑定?

它不应该给她发剧本、人设、奖励机制、重要节点这些东西吗?怎么什么都没有?

眼前一片漆黑,意识也像是被搅拌机搅进了某种时间漩涡。不知过了多久,对时间没有概念的木棉整个人已经焕然一新。

nbsp; 因为电脑里的小h文还没来得及发表,而一群等她回来的读者还在评论区嗷嗷待哺。

泥嚎啊,主银。突然,一个大碴子的机械音从木棉身后传来,可出租屋里就她一个人。是谁在说话?

她盯着锅包肉,心中存疑:绑定疼不疼啊?我可怕疼了,虽然我天天说想死,但我每天都有吃维生素和鱼油,一年两次体检

木棉心里一阵沮丧,这时看她费劲巴力得锅包肉才缓缓开口:很想发送吧?只要你绑定俺做任务,俺就能帮你成为合法的h文作者哦。

主银,你要不要看看你jio下?锅包肉好心提醒。

她所处的房间堪比三室一厅,床周遭摆放有大束鲜花,现下正是初春时分,花是空运而来的芍药,细瞧花瓣上面还挂着露水,花枝绿盈盈的,在晨露映衬下更显娇艳欲滴。

接下来活像是被人塞进了抽水马桶,天旋地转间,周遭的一切都随着离心力飞速旋转。

这种感觉很奇妙,木棉不禁伸手摸了摸自己眉心,可看着锅包肉一副肉脸懵懂,仿佛只知道睡觉的样子,她就怒从心起。

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用大脑用心感受了半天,木棉也没接收到锅包肉所说得剧本。

平时她轻而易举就能点击到的鼠标左键,在现在却是完全不可能办到的事。

紧接着,它便隔空在空间站操作了两下。

主银,俺是快穿系统。不是吃的。锅包肉是主神哒哒给俺设置的外观。见她如狼似虎的饿狼模样,锅包肉连忙解释。

锅包肉懵懵地不说话。一人一肉对视,木棉眼神像要将它生吞活剥。

锅包肉!锅包肉!你给我出来!晕头转向的她晃了晃自己脑袋,像是要从里晃出些水一样。

终于,锅包肉想起了主神哒哒教过它的快穿流程:诶呀妈呀,真是对不住了嗷主银。俺现在给你传送剧本。

此刻,她不再是花市h文作者,而是富贵人家的千金小姐。

这锅包肉怎么不按系统流程?

它的话听起来貌似还不错,木棉停止了自己准备拿屁股坐鼠标的举动,心想难道自己也跟上了时代快穿的潮流?

锅包肉,剧本呢?我脑子里怎么没有?

木棉低头一看,一本纸页泛黄的书正躺在她的脚下,上面还明晃晃用毛笔写着《剧本》两个大字。

你接着是不是要说,要绑定我去小世界做任务?攻略对象、攻略值这种东西啊?把锅包肉要说得话全抢了,木棉语气轻佻。

系统?木棉歪着脑袋打量着这个和锅包肉长相别无二致的小玩意,一时觉得新奇。

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