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好直白！

龙舌兰的威力都没这么大！

【咦，陈特助你好坏，刚才在盯着哪看？！】

“噗，陈特助，噗噗噗，你松开我！”

“我管你想不想！”陈北腾地站起来，用钢盆盛满水，“今天就是你的忌日！”

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“谁敢？！”

他拎着钢盆跳下冰冷的湖水中，

【刚划到这就打成这样，那待会到浅滩还能得了，不得跳下皮划艇往死里灌水啊？！】

可令人意外的是，这位看起清瘦的oga，却动作迅猛矫捷，丝毫不落下风，逮着一个就往水里摁，另外一只手，还不停地泼水

随即就是一大盆湖水从脑袋浇到了腿。

【陈特助神预言啊，这一组组的全都不合，根本不足为惧嘛！】

陈北啊陈北，你可真出息！

我这人专治alpha耍流氓

秦屿繁招架不住，直接倒在了湖水里，

旁边队友冲上来，“繁繁，我保护你！”

【陈特助，泼他！泼他个屁滚尿流！】

陈北坐在皮筏艇地里，脸颊通红，半天没有动作，旁边摄像师好奇地问，“陈特助，你怎么了？该不会是怕了吧？”

陈北猛地回头，便瞧见尬笑的秦屿繁，“不好意思啊，陈特助，是误伤，我没想”

身边还没有药

“”

岸边摄像师将这一幕幕收入镜头，弹幕刷了满屏，

“陈特助这么猛？！”

弹幕一样兴奋，

【哈哈哈，我更喜欢现在的陈特助，鲜活！】

陈北瞬间表情僵硬，目光竟不知该往哪里挪。

【嘿，别说，我跟朋友一起玩漂流的时候，除去用短裤捂住了其他眼里都进了水！】

比如，

“保护尼玛啊？！”陈北直接一钢盆，将赵一海的脸，变成了赵一湖，“你也给老子死！”

洛冥一下子锁定笑得不怀好意的秦筱，拎起水桶就前往战。

【吼吼吼，这是不是说明陈特助动心了？不然哪来的色？！】

尽管十分磨蹭，但皮筏艇们还是在浅滩相遇。

三人组因为辣条被没收，有嘉宾拒绝划桨。

二人组因为不当言论，从争执到大打出手。

“我要溺水啦！”

看这架势，完全不用自己救援，他就能以一敌十。

摄像师，“”

被吸引过去报仇的洛冥忽然想起自己可能中了调虎离山之计，

【好凶！想问问洛氏公司的人，团建时，陈特助也这么彪吗？】

刚跳下来准备人力推的洛冥，忽然感觉身后一股凉风，

“你等等——”

“啊，没啥，”陈北控制不住舌头，“就突然色心大起而已。”

发情期（疑似）oga极为容易陷入狂躁，

他有些烦躁地抓紧手里的钢盆，忽然有道水流呲了过来，

; 不光是这一组起了内讧，其他几组皆有相似遭遇。

陈北冷笑一声，“等鸡毛啊？”

【色心？对谁起色心？二狗吗？】

不知什么时候开始，陈北陷入围攻之中，好几组嘉宾加入战斗，

“噗噗噗——”

该不会这么寸，瞅一眼就到发情期了吧？！

秦屿繁在水里扑腾，“噗噗噗噗！”

我喜欢！

【艹？！说得好！你来找事的时候，咋不知道等等呢？！】

还有二人组谈情说爱互相吹捧，直接导致进程缓慢。

已经被激怒的洛冥，完全没有察觉到，他正怒不可遏地寻找罪魁祸首，“谁？！”

【楼上的，你说清楚一点，什么眼儿？！哪里的眼儿？我咋没听懂？！】

难免有一些溅到坐着的陈北的身上，他下意识回头正好对准洛冥突起的泳裤，

动作迅猛地将所有水全部扬在秦屿繁的脸上，

没等人反应过来，紧接着又是第二盆，

【没啊，可斯文啦，不说话，就是一个劲儿的泼水！】

陈北正处于调节情绪降温中，他感觉后脖颈的腺体隐隐有发热的迹象，

【到底是谁发明的泳裤啊，它真的，我哭死，一眼就能看出规模好吗？！】

拎着水盆想往回跑时，忽然一愣，“卧槽？！”

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