桃花源没事儿(出书版) 第1(2/2)

“不要把贫道的质问当理由!”

“刚才那两个商人的幻境里什么都有,唯独没有镜子。说明造幻境的妖怪,自己从来没照过镜子。”

“你先填了再吃,喏,一式两份,正楷填写。如果需要,可以我问你答,我来代填。”玄穹双腿动不了,就把空白呈文掏出来。小狐狸挑衅地喊道:“我偏不填!有本事你从地上爬起来抓我!”

“哦,那也不是不行……”

那声音多了一丝惊疑:“咦?你明明在幻境中,怎么还能保持清醒?”玄穹仗剑凛然喝道:“贫道从无发横财的命数。只要遇到金银,必是假的!”

小狐狸气得一转圈:“笑话,本仙是嫌那两个凡人一身臭汗,吃不惯腌咸口儿。”

“哼,什么叫放我走?本姑娘想走随时可以走。”小狐狸口吐人言,语气倨傲,“我留在这里,只是好奇,你刚才为何不抓我,反而把剑给拔了?”

婴宁开始顾左右而言他。玄穹脸色微凝:“那就是没有路引咯?那可不行,得补办一下。”他勉强抬起一根手指,轻轻一弹,一点小火光飞向婴宁。婴宁“哎呀“一声,试图躲避,那火星却仍扑在身上,一闪即灭。

玄穹也不搭话,埋头继续追着黑影砍。他们一个追,一个逃,火云滚滚,一会儿工夫,偌大一个银库里的元宝堆全都被劈成一圈碎尘。很快连银库本体也被炸得残缺不全,周围变得烟气蒙蒙。

玄穹轻咳一声:“郭先生,恰好相反。您这边的幻境,才是大大地不妥。”郭宝一愣:“怎么不妥?”玄穹正色道:“这幻境里面又是清廉官吏,又是免税圣旨,莫非你心里觉得,现实里官场贪贿太甚,朝廷苛捐杂税太多?”

“这次出山走得急……路引有的,但不在身边。”

玄穹嘴一撇:“我怕你把桃木剑带走,我就这么一把了,丢了没法补。”小狐狸哈哈笑起来:“没见过道士捉妖还这么小气的。你就不怕本大仙恢复了自由,当场吃了你?”

只见晴空之上平白落下一团火焰,正正烧在了土丘正上方,炸出一条黑影。这黑影状如一条蓬松狐尾,在半空摆了几摆,非但没有消散,反而恶狠狠地冲着玄穹扑来。没等他做出反应,黑影就陡然胀大伸展,转瞬就把玄穹吞裹进去。

“你叫什么名字?是何物修炼成精?在何处修炼了多少

“你这是干吗?”婴宁卷起尾巴,往身上拍了拍,有点恼火。玄穹道:“我给你做个补办路引的标记。等我正式到任,标记就会自动生效,你就不会被捉走了。”

与此同时,那声音叫道:“好了好了,你不是喜欢金子吗?我给你真的,不要再来纠缠了!”一锭黄澄澄的元宝也从虚空中浮出,直朝他飞去。

过了良久,玄穹才缓缓睁开眼睛,发现时近傍晚,自己仍旧躺在山丘上,浑身酥麻。他微一侧头,发现小狐狸居然还站在旁边,不由得诧异道:“怎么还在这里,不是放你走了吗?”

“俗务道人的职责不是斩妖除魔,是代表道门去安抚妖怪。阴阳相济、和合同存,为妖排忧解难……”玄穹面无表情,一字字背得十分生硬。

待得周围景色变回荒郊丘顶时,他横躺在地上,星冠之上青烟袅袅,四肢不时抽搐一下。而在他旁边,蜷着一只枣红色的小狐狸,那团蓬松的大尾巴被一柄桃木剑钉在地上,挣扎不开。

“路引是道门附在你魂魄上的一点法力,怎么可能忘带?总不能丢了魂吧?”

小狐狸说完转身要走,这时玄穹又叫住它:“等一下,你擅自迷人,违反规定,得填份呈文。”小狐狸把狐尾摆来摆去,笑嘻嘻道:“你怎么知道我迷人的?展开说说?”

小狐狸再没别的招,只好绝望地闭上眼睛。不料小道士把手一招,把桃木剑从尾巴上拔了出来,旋即又晕了过去……

那声音沉默半晌方道:“你好可怜啊……”

“嘿嘿,巧了,我姑姑就住在桃花源里,我正好要去找她玩,咱们同路。”婴宁眼珠一转,忽然好奇道,“桃花源里面住着好多大妖,你看起来好弱啊,去那里做道士,不怕被吃掉吗?”

玄穹头晕目眩,勉强抬起上半身,向着小狐狸伸过手去。小狐狸急得连连蹬腿要逃,怎奈尾巴被钉,无法闪避,只有脖子上挂着的一把小金锁来回晃动。它瞪圆双眼,龇出狐牙嘶吼起来,努力要放出妖气,可憋了半天劲,只憋出轻轻一缕,在头顶打了几个旋,就飘散了。

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小狐狸一怔:“我都现了原形了,你还问我是什么妖怪?”玄穹道:“我知道,但这是道门规矩,每个问题都得问一遍。”小狐狸没见过这么啰唆的道士,只得简单道:“我叫婴宁,青丘狐族,修炼了一百二十年-对了,你叫什么名字?”玄穹郑重道:“贫道道号玄穹,玄门之玄,苍穹之穹,箓职是武陵县桃花源的俗务道人。你别岔开话题,路引在哪里?”

年?因何事由出山?可有当地道门开具的路引?”

玄穹瘫在地上,哪里动弹得了?只是淡淡道:“我会直接上报武陵道观,自有巡照真人来抓你。”小狐狸脸色变了变,一跺脚:“好了好了,你快问。”

玄穹冷哼一声,手里的桃木剑已然刺中一堆金元宝,紧跟着离火一喷,只听噼里啪啦几声响动,元宝尽数散为烟尘。一缕黑影急速自尘灰中跃起,迅速落到另外一堆中。玄穹再次挺剑一刺,又是火焰弥漫,那黑影嘶叫着飞起来,尖叫:“你……你……你怎么能看到我的真身?”

“对,刚刚被任命的,我这不正在赴任路上吗?被你这闲事给耽误了-别岔开话题,你这次出山,是要去哪里?”

说完从背后取出一把桃木剑,握在手心,眼神看向虚空中的某处。

“哼,他们睡相难看,还打呼噜。本大仙正巧在附近休息,被吵得无法安眠,索性戏弄一下来助眠。”

小狐狸反应了一下,才意识到自己被嘲了,气得张开血盆大口:“小道士,我吃了你!”

两位客商一看他这架势,不敢多问,赶着驮马撒腿就跑。待他们远走,玄穹站在原地,眯起眼睛,脚下禹步轻转,在土丘上来回转了几圈,忽然目光一凝,抄起桃木剑对准虚空一刺,舌绽春雷:“敕令!南明离火,烧!”

孔霎时紧缩,急忙要扔开。

“你的妖气里没什么血腥味,不是自命清高没吃过人,就是法力低微吃不到人。”

玄穹还保持着并指姿势,来不及收回,眼睁睁看着那元宝砸入怀里,沉甸甸的竟是十足真货,足有五两之重。他瞳

,不过是正经买卖人的心愿,说出来也没什么不妥。”

眼看幻境差不多要崩散,玄穹双目紫光一闪,已然锁定了声音位置,右手食指与中指一并,口中断喝:“敕去!”桃木剑如流星一般,朝着某个角落扎去。

“那你诱他们入幻境干吗?”

可惜为时已晚,虚空中突然凭空浮现一丝紫雷,毫不犹豫地冲着元宝狠狠劈下来。那一瞬间,玄穹周遭变得五色斑斓,忽明忽暗,幻境一时尽退。

玄穹先是眼前一黑,再定身时发现自己正置身于一间宽阔银库之内,里头东一堆、西一堆,没别的,全是十两足金的大元宝,放眼望去一片金灿灿的,直可以晃瞎人眼。玄穹面色一变,忽然听到头顶传来一声银铃般的娇笑:“我还当你这个小道士多清高呢。想不到内心欲念,也是这等黄白之物,啧啧,真是俗不可耐。”玄穹粗眉一蹙,把桃木剑往前一递,环顾四周:“呔!何方妖物,胆敢蛊惑贫道?”

婴宁说的桃花源,乃是武陵的一处秘境,里面住着不少妖怪。道门会派遣一位俗务道人驻守秘境,处理妖怪居民们的日常纠纷。正是玄穹要赴任的地方。婴宁却压根不信:“一个会被自己引来的雷劈倒的小道士,能排什么忧、解什么难?靠活活把对方笑死吗?”玄穹脸色变得不耐烦,提高嗓门道:“所以你的路引呢?”

婴宁眼睛一亮:“桃花源?原来你竟是那里的俗务道人。”

“你还挺好心的。”

郭宝“呃“了一声,没想到他角度刁钻,一时不知如何辩驳才好。玄穹让他们在呈文上签了字,小心折好:“两位可以走了,贫道还要收个尾,把那幻境的源头抓住。”

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