第一千三十章 跪下(2/2)

捧哏无奈道:“得,一个不会,这不得弄死啊。”

捧哏吐槽道:“就会俩。”

小何学着小高那扭捏的模样:“蒸羊羔……我……我不吃肉。”

说罢,何向东去了后台。

何向东抬眼看他,用手猛拍桌子,砰,桌子茶水四溅:“跪下。”

“你也一样,报菜名,来。”

在上场门交接的时候,小何冲要顶场的那两个演员兴奋地挑了挑眉毛,两人一脸苦笑,用自求多福的眼神看他。

捧哏怀疑道:“是吗?”

捧哏点点头:“嗯。”

门口的何向东却是稍稍皱起了眉头。

老二神情一滞,脖子也吓得一缩。

何向东扭头看他。

小何扮何向东,呵斥道:“陈军,过来。”

观众笑。

“陈军早上起来,脑子都没清醒呢。就在哪儿迷迷糊糊瞎背。”小何学陈军:“蒸羊羔……蒸熊掌……嗯,我忘了。”

“啊?”小何转过身,面色难看。

捧哏吓一跳:“这么狠啊?”

这两个字就像是有魔力似得,死死固定住了小何的双脚,让他不敢往前再迈一步。

小何急切道:“你还不信。那时候你都没来呢,就你那几个师哥都住我家里,我爸每天早上天没亮就过来检查我们功课,一个不达标就是一顿揍啊,就属对我最严厉。”

捧哏道:“那您表现的怎么样?”

小何嘴里还在瞎扯淡,可是所有人都在面色难看地看着。

全场起哄。

捧哏也道:“嗨,这不找揍嘛。”

“那是啊。”小何又学何向东:“高有成,给我过来。”

“哈哈哈……”观众大笑。

“跪下。”何向东继续冷淡说话。

小何在台上说完一段儿,得意洋洋地冲观众鞠了好几个躬,才依依不舍地退场。

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“站住。”何向东冷淡出声。

小何道:“话也不能这么说,我父亲虽然很厉害,但是他对我非常严厉。”

p; “噫……”

捧哏惊吓道:“这位打的更狠了。”

说完,何向东扭头出门。

捧哏吓道:“哟,我们高哥。”

小何背着手学何向东,他点了点头,然后柔声说道:“下次注意啊。”

小何道:“是啊,那时候隆冬腊月,早上四点钟,天都没亮呢。我爸就进我们屋了,我跟我那些师哥们一起睡。我爸过来一下子就都把我们给揪起来了,让我们站成一排,他一个个检查功课。”

众人都吓了一跳,何向东很少发这么大火的。

老二见状,赶紧跟了出去,几步就追上何向东了。

小何背着手,拉着脸:“背报菜名,快点。”

何向东站起来,冷淡说道:“等你想清楚自己到底错哪儿了,再起来。想不明白,那就一直跪着吧。“

何向东微微颔首,一句话没说,直接离去了。

捧哏没好气道:“我是说我没有像您父亲那样优秀的爹。”

捧哏捧道:“这是大师哥。”

房间内,众人面面相觑。

小何低着头,怯生生道:“爸爸,我不会。”

何向东头也没回就知道后面跟着的是谁了,他问道:“小琛过来说了几次相声了。”

小何也吓了一哆嗦,马上就跪下来了,神色委屈,眼泪在眼眶里面打转,然后啪嗒啪嗒往下掉。

小何道:“对啊,会的更少了嘛。然后就轮到我了。”

老二回答:“就今天,他第一次上台。今天本来是吴山宝使活儿的,可他前面在后台把脚给崴了,我本来是打算换人的。结果小琛就在后台,他说他能上,然后……师父……您别怪小琛,是我莽撞了。”

小何愣了一下,眼睛往屋里一看,顿时倒吸一口冷气,转身就想跑。

小何学何向东:“混账玩意,就会一个,还屁话多啊。啪、哐,一个巴掌,又是一脚给踹到一边去了。”

何向东鼻头冷哼一声,说道:“等会儿再找你算账。”

捧哏还不信:“是吗?”

小何嘴里哼着曲儿,边走还边脱衣服,一路到了后台:“怎么这么安静啊?”

在后台坐镇的老二终于紧赶慢赶跑过来了,老二喘了两口气,跑到何向东面前,喘着粗气问道:“师父,您怎么过来了?”

小何也笑,他看着捧哏:“你说什么,你没爹?”

小何一点没注意,直接就走过去了。

小何道:“给我爸气的啊,哐,一脚就给踹墙上去了。”

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