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他应该不是平白无故的重生,而是有根源的重生。

废话!南宫就又没有什么任务系统,作为21世纪受过九年义务教育的大好青年,难得穿进这种幻想世界,怎么可能只沉浸在这种小学生过家家的游戏里?必须得不忘初心,一心向道,偶尔调杯奶茶喝,这道他们爱修修、不修滚,莫要打扰他飞升!

前期剧情中,尘洛洛因为身世不明、天资平庸还总是生病,受尽全宗冷眼,师尊不管他、师兄弟欺凌他的桥段层出不穷——但是!这不过是尘洛洛的龙傲天后宫们出场前的铺垫罢了。

首先,他穿的是一本书,无论《漫有你》中间写了几百万字的狗血剧情,总之书中的时间只过了几年,尘洛洛一死这书就结局了;其次,他穿进书中那么久从来没有过系统和任务,这不科学。

但很快就能接受穿书设定的南宫就,同样很快就能接受重生设定。

修无情道还谈恋爱的都该死!!

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南宫就一杯奶茶浇到自己头上逼自己冷静一点,开始具体问题具体分析:

南宫就穿书后被雷劈死然后重生到《漫漫仙途有你》的剧情开启点,原因貌似是原著的主人公尘洛洛被无情道剑修刺死。

极其精致的相貌,加上软糯如小白兔一般的性格,让尘洛洛成为天选的万人迷受,《漫有你》中出场所有龙傲天,几乎都会为尘洛洛痴、为尘洛洛狂、为尘洛洛哐哐撞大墙。

尘洛洛作为本书主视角,刚出生就被亲生父母抛弃于栖云山山脚下,寒冬腊月,身上仅盖着一层薄薄的被单,被路过的逍遥宗三长老捡回宗门,尘洛洛也因此受寒落了病根,个子长得比同龄男弟子都娇小,像透明人一样长大。

人各有命,南宫就作为《漫有你》的背景板,在穿进书后便安分守己,每天该吃吃该睡睡,特定剧情时期尽责做好自己的npc工作,需要配合的时候欺负尘洛洛下手轻一点,然后偶尔放一瓶药酒在他的小包袱里面,默默在心中为尘洛洛加油打气,仅此而已。

南宫就对天怒吼:他俩谈恋爱关我屁事啊!

南宫就是谁?

按南宫就原世界中老祖宗传下来的规矩,人生下来就是要做任务的,小时候的任务是考上985211,长大后的任务是到年纪了结婚生子。他都穿书了还不用做任务,这世上肯定不会有这种好事,有也到不了南宫就头上。

不是吧。

放着只羡鸳鸯不羡仙的仙盟盟主龙傲天2号、风流潇洒却独宠一人的魔神龙傲天3号、宁要美人不要江山的皇帝龙傲天4号等等不选,偏偏选个无情道的剑修!!

一部完美的狗血小说中总会有一些不知为何就是看不见主角受被反复纠缠、明明被揍过好几次但就是喜欢坚持不懈地欺负主角受、听不见隔壁竹林中微妙的喘息声、三不五时把两位主角锁在同一个房间等等的炮灰npc。



尘洛洛活着,书就不会完结,他也能继续苟。

南宫就全程看得憋屈万分,被这个结局气到差点吐血,为什么!?

于是南宫就做了一个大胆又平凡的推测:他的主线任务是让尘洛洛别死。

南宫就就是《漫有你》中尘洛洛那跟炮灰npc一样的大师兄,主要作用是介绍尘洛洛的背景、接任务时带上尘洛洛好让他偶遇自己的后宫,以及三不五时欺负一下尘洛洛然后被尘洛洛的后宫虐。

虐文走到终点,天昏地暗日月无光。南宫就闭上眼为尘洛洛默哀三秒,还没来得及睁开眼睛,轰隆隆一道天雷劈下来,正正劈中站在逍遥宗大门口、身高一米七九、像避雷针一样的南宫就。

即使出身悲惨、成长道路坎坷、仍然没有放弃真善美的尘洛洛,经历无数龙傲天们的各种强制爱后,坚强地收拾起破碎的心,与一直陪伴他身边、修无情道的龙傲天1号上官羡爱了个你死我活,最终被上官羡流着泪杀妻证道、一剑穿心。

金榜前三的高度,《漫有你》可以说是云集万人嫌变万人迷、龙傲天买股、失忆、复仇、带球跑、强制爱等等热梗于一身的仙侠狗血虐文。

尘洛洛不明白南宫就为何宁愿将奶茶倒在自己头上,也不愿给他尝一口,委屈地将眼泪吞进心中,小心翼翼地松开南宫就的衣袖道:“对不起,大师兄,我先回去练功,就不打扰你了……”

尘洛洛是被猪油糊了心了吗?

南宫就两眼爆出凌厉的光,一把将尘洛洛揪回来——这可是生死绑在一条线、异父异母亲师弟啊!

于是尘洛洛活了不到二十年,便被那前一晚还与他在山中翻云覆雨的上官羡一剑刺死了。

作为一旦看过开头、中途再雷也不允许自己弃文的强迫症读者,南宫就是知道故事结局的。

——但这些咆哮只是作为读者的南宫就发出的。

啊这。

南宫就睁眼,年仅十二的尘洛洛正可怜兮兮地揪着他的衣袖问可不可以喝一口他泡的奶茶。

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