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屏幕前好多网友都注意了,何淼却没有全方位的观察力,还问呢:“信哥,你钓鱼的技术怎么样,哪天我们去渭河钓鱼啊。”

【突然想起我小时候,那时候普遍还比较穷,我就是看见啥都想吃的状态,我奶说我馋。在我的童年中,馋就是一个很具有侮辱性的贬义词。但是当我长大了,自己能够赚钱养活自己了,才发现吃货馋嘴都可以是一个很美好的词。】

【真没什么不可能的。连屠夫的儿子都能欺负信哥啊。个人感觉信哥成为没爹没妈的孤儿之后就成了个万人嫌,难怪后来一边感激邦哥的信任和托举一边又想造反。每个二五仔背后,都有一个不幸的童年啊。】

又一炉烧饼出炉,第一炉被吓到的那些路人都已经离开了,他们这个物美价廉的摊位前又聚集过来很多人。

【诶,都是穷闹的。看信哥这样子,蹭人家饭的时候也还是得自己找吃的。别说我小人之心啊,《史记》说信哥的无德无形在当地都是很有名的,但信哥不偷不抢,这名声是怎么传出去的?】

看着怎么都玩不转的面团,韩信怀疑人生。

韩信看着这个看起来比他还小几岁的人不知从哪里拿出来一个烧饼,略微犹豫,双手来接:“多谢。”

【真的,信哥听到鱼简直是一脸菜色。】

韩信也不是畏畏缩缩的小人,再说这位何司丞是他遇到过的最年轻地位最高的当官的,因此什么都不隐瞒:“我爹留下来很多兵书,我从小看到大的,很那些行军布阵的大将军。”

哈哈哈,送分题。

【那个时候的人都很穷,南阳亭亭长恐怕每天都吃不饱肚子,信哥在后来故意羞辱人家真的是过分了。】

韩信说道:“没事,多谢上官关心。您可以直接唤我韩信。”

【诶,孩子的愿望多简单啊。投奔了项梁那么多年,愣是不给孩子升职。】

【虽然说成也萧何败也萧何,但是在韩信心目中,对萧何应该是感激多过怨恨的吧。】

韩信看向乌鹏,眼神迷茫了一瞬,说道:“暂时没想过,但我对那兴趣不大。”

自己在何司丞眼中, 就是这样的可造之材?

何淼蹲在炉子旁一边加木柴一边跟他聊天, “能不能说说为什么想打仗啊?”

韩信怀疑:“你们用这么好的东西做烧饼,却只收一个铜板,能赚钱?”

何淼摇摇头,感觉再看网友们的评论自己都能给补出来一个百万长篇了,走过去问韩信:“信哥,你没事吧?”

他揉了揉手底下的面团:“我就是想能够打仗。”

【前面的怀疑那个亭长夫人?】

;韩信觉得自己遇到了很奇怪的人, 他们说他是可造之材, 请他吃了碗碗香喷喷的丸子汤和几个咸香软乎的烧饼,然后就让他出门打烧饼。

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韩信摆摆手转身走到一边去。

【淼淼,别说鱼了,看信哥这反应,那是这两年儿吃鱼吃伤了。】

何淼看着韩信说道:“你的才华都在军事方面, 只要有人能给予你平台, 你一定会是闪耀古今的将星。”

何淼笑着摇了摇手指:“信哥,我们不是为了赚钱而卖烧饼,我们是为了内卷咸阳的烧饼行业、为了钓鱼而做烧饼。”

韩信听到那鱼字,喉头就抽搐了一下。

【其实信哥在楚汉战争中的选择也有点二五仔,到处都想是天老大地老二他老三。】

这时,乌鹏问道:“你只想当大将军,有没有想过当王翦老将军那样的封疆列候?”

他觉得韩信肯定特别会钓鱼。

【看看孩子吧,孩子多真诚啊。】

【虽然照顾信哥了一段时间的南阳亭长很无辜,但是想到韩信在这个年纪没饭吃,要抛弃掉自尊就为了那一口饭也是挺心疼的。】

何淼笑道:“还是信哥吧,信哥挺好的。信哥,你饿不饿嘞,再吃一个烧饼?”既然不喜欢鱼,那就继续吃烧饼吧。

韩信看了眼这个叫他信哥跟逗他玩一样的小豆子,眼皮盖下来,轻笑道:“你知道我有什么才华?”

何淼撕纸条,韩信拿烧饼,鹏哥收钱,三人配合良好,几分钟就把这一炉的二十几个烧饼卖完了。

网友们泪目。

将星什么的,没想过。

其实真的自负军事才华的韩信,这一刻却很含糊了。

手机屏幕前的网友们笑得非常友好。

【信哥, 你这是在给淼淼出送分题。】

何淼抱着木柴出来给炉子底下加火,看到韩信这个样子, 对他笑道:“信哥, 别着急, 人才都是通过微不足道的小事证明的。你先在这里跟我卖两天烧饼, 过几天我给你介绍能让你展示才华的人怎么样?”

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