【襄阳第一美妇黄蓉】第一篇 终于操到了黄蓉(上)(2/2)

然这是郭夫人特意为自己准备的,那必须得好好尝尝!吕文德抓了一把碎肉,放

这时,侧门外的几声「呜呜」声打断了吕文德的臆想,吕文德下意识转头瞥

文德,笑盈盈地说道:「吕大人,这盘碎肉是我特意为您准备的,您尝尝怎幺样?」

于是,场景就回到了开头的一幕……

酒水不加细品直接下肚,接着吕文德又美美地大喝了几口。

色。

片空白,嘴里未咽下的碎肉也停止了嚼动,碎肉从他惊讶大张的嘴里稀稀拉拉地

进嘴里咀嚼,然后皱了皱眉,味道不是很好,或者说是没味,看来是忘了放调味

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黄蓉期待的目光下,又抓了几口碎肉,一边美美地咀嚼,一边赞许道:「郭夫人,

此时黄蓉正笑盈盈地看着他,大厅内的众人也都哄笑着对着他,眼里尽是鄙夷之

很快两个丫头就在侧门口给吕文德单独支了一张饭桌,吕文德满意地坐了下

「哼!我不要跟你们一桌吃了!」吕文德愤怒地拍桌而起,环视着周围哄笑

没有瞧得起过自己!愤怒加失望的吕文德猛地一拍饭桌:「我不吃了!」然后在

了一眼……哦,是府衙里的狗——旺财啊……嗯?!吕文德心里一惊,旺财的食

迫不及待地从丫鬟手里抢了过来,直接拿起酒壶,对着自己大嘴就狂灌了一口,

后,吕文德本能地回味起来,怎幺感觉有股骚味?……诶,肯定是自己想多了!

蓉一直在憋着笑,这烧酒里面她特意吩咐丫鬟加了些马尿。

散落一地。吕文德忽然明白了,黄蓉给自己吃的分明就是坏掉的烂肉,难怪刚才

个丫头就开始工作起来。吕文德总感觉黄蓉有些不怀好意,但也想象不到她要干

感觉这肉发酸,原来这是给狗吃的!连自己的饭盘都拿的是狗的食盘!吕文德环

打不过他们其中任何一个。

自己会不会……嘿嘿!

视一圈周围的几个饭桌,果然只有自己用的这种「特别的」饭盘!

黄蓉看到吕文德皱眉的表情,心里甚是欢喜,这都是些坏了的烂肉,平时都

盘怎幺跟自己的这幺像?还一个色?

黄蓉喜道:「好吃你就多吃点!」

这时,黄蓉忍住笑走到吕文德桌前,将桌中央的那盘香喷喷的碎肉块推向吕

是用来喂狗的。黄蓉故作欣然问道:「吕大人,怎幺样?」吕文德看到黄蓉一脸

意」惊动了在场的众人,随后众人纷纷附和讥讽,接着黄蓉故作难为情地小声对

您为吕某准备的碎肉真好吃!」

着的众人,都是跟郭靖黄蓉一伙的,也不能跟你们同桌吃。于是他拿起当官的威

这时,黄蓉忽然大声喊道:「吕大人,您不会是要端饭盆吃吧!」声音「无

可是又没有餐具去吃,吕文德忍不住伸出双手想端来鸡汤尝尝。

的黄蓉在看着自己呢!看着郭夫人巧笑嫣然的俏人模样,吕文德的心神不由飘忽

期待的表情,不想孚了她的美意,于是赞叹道:「好吃!好吃!」接着吕文德在

吕文德非常愤怒,却不敢爆发,在场的个个都是武林豪侠,一百个吕文德也

众人的哄笑声中狼狈离去。

了我的!听着郭夫人美滋滋地咂嘴声,吕文德忍不住吞了吞口水,貌似很可口哦!

听后,吕文德乐呵呵地晃了晃脑袋,这烧酒喝得有些晕,居然忘了吃肉,既

惊疑间,吕文德又转头过去,仔细辨认起来。然后他立刻就怔住了,脑海一

嘛,可能是自己多虑了吧?

女人,让自己想她想的彻夜难眠的女人,原来从没有正眼看过自己,原来她从来

自己和他们喝的同样的酒,他们都没问题,肯定是自己想多了。而一边的黄

起来,一定要博得郭夫人的好感,如果哪天夜里郭靖不在,郭夫人又寂寞难耐了,

品了,肉似乎还有些发酸。

来。接着两个丫头依次端上来一壶烧酒和一盘碎肉,酒壶还未放上桌,吕文德就

他失望地望着俏人的黄蓉,这个被公认为武林美人儿、襄阳美妇的

虽然这盘碎肉味道不是很好,但吕文德却从没吃得这幺开心过,毕竟是美丽

严,随手指向侧门的一角,说:「你们在那个角落给我单独摆一桌。」

于是,黄蓉站起来招来两个丫头,并附在她们耳边小声嘀咕了几句,接着两

吕文德喝得那叫一个酣畅淋漓,忍不住大呼:「好酒!……痛快!」喝足酒

个,不对!应该是你们故意少

吕文德讲:「实在是不雅观啊,吕大人!」

这分明就拿自己当狗看啊!吕文德的心一下凉了半截,他不敢相信的抬起头,

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