甜饼小故事文集_127(2/2)

吕叶也顿住了,他当然知道这是包工头家的那个胖丫头,他上辈子的媳妇给弄的,这丫头说起来也还挺好的,能干,跟着包工头到处干活,不光能顶个力工使唤,还跟着主家置办伙食,对他也算好,总给他开小灶,就是长的不怎么好看,还又黑又胖。

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所以草木妖精稀少,等到了一定的时候,会得到轮回馈赠机缘,运气好的,直接就能修成人型,到那个时候,他就算威胁柳树精要砍他本体,也没有太大用了。

因为它不肯吸收阴气修炼,靠自己的修炼化形不借助外力,少说要两百年,他……一共能活一百岁是极限,现在都二十六了。

吕叶就这样干活跑神,绞尽脑汁的想办法,很快就到了下工的时候,虽然他什么办法也没想出来,但是一想到晚上回家,说不定柳树精会来找他,会跟他干那事,就激动的手有点抖。

吕叶被喊了回神,捻灭了烟,带上手套又推着独轮车去干活,他有点心里空落落的,他没有任何的资本能让一个柳树精跟他好一辈子,但是吕叶是一个脚踏实地的人,虽然焦虑的不行,还是本本分分的干活,打算明天请假,去城里把钱取了退回去,再慢慢考虑以后的事。

他上辈子一直以为柳树精是个鬼,老思想里想着人鬼殊途,再加上他才十六岁的嫩苗苗,就被按着开了苞,开头就不是出自自愿,还总是不管他干活累不累,按着他就来,他还看不见人,心里头积攒的憋屈久了,就只想着能跑了就好了,脱离了就好了,却没曾想过,这世界上有日久生情的说法,也有“日”久生情的例子。

不过人家家里有钱,人也泼辣,拉出去能顶半边天的类型,虽然丑,也挺多人相中的,这农村兴娶妻娶贤,讲究的是丑妻近地家中宝,不过好多人提亲都被姑娘自己给回绝了,一门心思的泡他。

可是怎么办, 吕叶英挺的眉峰都有点丧的下垂,他实在是想跟那大柳树干那事,只要一想起来被按着那滋味, 骨头缝都跟着痒痒。

有了感情了

吃饭的时候,闹哄哄,一起干活的瓦匠力工开了啤酒,往常吕叶是不喝的,他不喜欢那玩意苦涩的滋味,还老打嗝,主要是喝了吃不进去东西,太亏。

老和尚还说,柳树要靠自己修成了,一般就和散仙差不多。

他上辈子时亲身实践了,才整明白他是和那柳树精缠绵久了,有了感情了。

吕叶放弃了葱,就只放了大酱,伸筷子一搅和,底下出来了俩荷包蛋。

他这辈子倒是前几天柳树精来找过他,可他灵魂来自上辈子,他上辈子想了那柳树精一年,最后自己撸都撸不出来,干渴的如同枯黄的小草,就芯绿着苟延残喘呢,再不滋润就要死了。

吕叶正愁着,一个小碎砖块“当”的一下砸他后背上,瓦匠一边嗨着歌在脚手架上抖腿儿,一边朝着吕叶吆喝,“想你家胖丫回家想去,干活了,没砖了!”

而且他这辈子肯定是不可能再娶媳妇了,他全都试过了, 他对着女人对着片片,自己上手,想的全是柳树精,他愿意一辈子就守着那老宅跟柳树精过了, 一辈子看不见不能沟通都认了,可是这事总得是两厢情愿啊,他别的倒是不怕, 可是他今年二十六,快要三十了,万一哪天柳树精不喜欢他了, 不肯跟他好了,不来找他了,那他肯定得疯啊。

一桌子老爷们起上了哄,因为他们的碗里都没有,嘎嘎嘎看着吕叶笑的活像一桌子大鹅。

吕叶愁的嘴唇的都要起泡,人一个神仙……能愿意跟他好吗?

再说他冒着折寿开的天眼,知道草木妖精修行全靠自己修出本体确实需要两百年,但是一般草木妖精能够有灵,非常的稀少,因为很多都是一年生,就算不是一年生,要经历过冬天,保命都艰难,哪来的开灵智机会,而常年四季如春的地方又因为植物生长过于安逸,更不容易开灵智。

不过今天吕叶就喝了一瓶,雇工的人家主食给准备的面条,他窝了一筷子大酱放上,想吃葱,但是控制住了,万一柳树精要来,他吃了葱,刷牙也盖不住的。

是的,吕叶怀疑那柳树精跟他干那事干了十年, 大概是因为出不去院子找不到别人拿他凑数的, 不然明明是个男鬼……男妖精,怎么会喜欢干他一个同样带着把的大老爷们。

其实主要还是他抠逼,干力工一天一百二,他半路上跑了一分钱都没有,现在都下午了,晚上还供一顿饭,他得吃完了才走。

吕叶又深吸一口烟, 他自己什么德行他自己心里有数,那大柳树从小看着他长大,他拉屎撒尿抠鼻子抠脚,穿重茬的袜子……肯定都给那柳树精看的清清楚楚, 能喜欢他吗

柳树精一般都在晚上找他,不然他也不至于非把这一百二十块挣到手,肯定早就撒丫子跑回去了。

柳树精要是不能跟他过一辈子,而是过一半跑了,他一个凡人,真是一点办法也没有。

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