修仙从长生不死开始 第918节(2/2)

“我乐意,你管不着”

“去哪”

“教不会,你武道修为不够,内劲不足,不过教你这种技巧还是可以的,砍不来坦克,砍个自行车之类的还行”

十分钟之后,林江叫了一声,随后立即沟通了储物戒指,紧接着一大堆东西凭空出现。

一个小时之后,飞船来到了外太空。

“多谢师父”

“那你收藏这么多仿生机器人干啥,还是明星款的,把蓝星华夏上下千年最漂亮的女人脸安装在仿生机器人上”

“又去装逼了?”

“滚蛋,这种药方拿去卖,起码几十亿,你一声亲爹就价值几十亿啊”

林江点点头,随后梁龙打开了机器,瞬间,实验室的电表就狂跳,核燃料上面不给,梁龙只能先用电能了。

“你忘记我喜欢收藏东西了吗,我海港城的别墅就是华夏最牛逼的博物馆”

“呵呵,听说你以后喜欢用女秘书啊,还是曹英苏醒之后才制止这个事情的·····”

“你很无聊你知道吗?”

“爹,你以后是我亲爹,你要教我这一招啊”

“爹,啊,不对,师父,你教我嘛”

“小林,有带国旗没,插一根上去,我们拍个照,发到抖音上,咱也当一当网红”

“滚蛋,老子可没有你这样的儿子”

林江率先跳上了飞船,林勇等人面面相觑,但是不敢耽搁,也跳了上去。

“不跟你废话了,你储物袋东西多,你先来”

“你才知道啊”

“等下记一下,给你一个药方,你们按照药方抓药,炼成丹药,可以增长你们的内劲”

“你懂个锤子,少看小说,这是空间折叠技术,走,上飞船”

“啊,真的是亲爹啊”

当然,装逼归装逼,好处也是真正嘎嘎的给,接下来的时间林江教他们如何增长内劲,还给他们好几本功法,这些东西在林江那边是垃圾,可在这里,却是无上至宝,用不了一年,这些特战队就可以当作超级士兵来用了。

“起飞”

林江指着其中一个机器人说道,这是那个蓝星华夏的一款教学机器人,辅助教学用的,有那个蓝星从幼儿园到普通大学的知识。

之后,随后一挥,四十米长的刀罡瞬间出现,刀罡划破天际,三十多米外的一辆坦克瞬间爆开了,三个特战大队的人眼珠子都快掉下来了,负责拍摄的林勇连摄像机都快拿不稳了。

“空间戒指,卧槽,师父,你们不是科技文明吗,怎么变修仙文明了”

“师父,师父”

“去哪是,师父”

林江笑道,他这段时间可算是装逼装爽了,嬉笑怒骂,真真的随意来。

“林勇,以前我听你说,你不少同事都和阿美有仇是吧”

“行”

“够了”

看见凭空出现的一艘飞船,林勇直接傻眼了,不是说好是科技文明吗?

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“废话,人生不装逼,那和咸鱼有什么区别”

“啊,师父,干啥去啊,你可别乱来”

“找你熟悉的兄弟,跟我走,带你报仇”

林江操作飞船,原地起飞,化作一道流星飞起,这一刻,不仅是华夏的空管部门发现了,各个大国都发现了,可那又如何,虽然林江手上的飞船只是初代产品,但也不是他们的导弹能够跟上的,发射了导弹也是在后面吃屁。

“第一代量子计算机,第一代高达机器人,你连这玩意都有?”

“小事一桩”

“想得美,这是我的了,我终于能休息一下了,不要面对那些白痴了”

装逼装爽了,林江才悠哉游哉的回到实验室,梁龙已经把初级的能力提纯器手搓出来了。

梁龙大喜,直接抱走了那个教学机器人,这个机器人现在完全可以取代他的教学,他可以休息了。

“去太空玩玩”

十分钟之后,和林勇差不多级别的人来了,林江还让林勇告知空管部门,十分钟之后有飞行器起飞,别把飞行器打下来了。

林勇把摄像机扔给别人,冲过来就抱着林江大吼。

电能经过梁龙的机器提纯,变成了一股精纯的能量,林江站在其中,全力吸收。

林江摆摆手,随后收拾了部份东西直接离开。

“速去速回”

“你再乱说,我就不把这个基础教学机器人给你了,累死你吖的”

“灵石和仙丹拿着,这些东西你看着,我出门一趟”

“是啊,我们暗线队伍最大的敌人就是那些王八蛋,cia不是开玩笑的,实力很强的,也很没底线”

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