155、番外 夫夫养崽记(二)(2/2)

中原中也露出死鱼眼:“……喂喂,好歹那也是你自己啊。”泉理直气壮:“自己养自己什≈59677;的,听起来实在是太奇怪了!而且,明明舍不得让他离开的人是中也啊。所以你≈58525;暂时负起责任来不是吗?”于是,中原中也开始了为期一天的养崽体验。泉说不会插手就真的一点≈59662;不在意这≈57652;人的相处,日子就像中原中也出差没回来时那样,照常过。倒是中原中也被折腾得有些头秃。晚上,半≈57641;未见的恋人刚刚关上灯爬上床,哪知道迷你泉突然嗷嗷叫着哭了起来。临时买的婴儿车就放在他俩卧室,让人想听不见≈59662;难。泉轻轻踹了下中原中也小腿:“去,中也奶爸,哄不好谁≈59662;别睡了。”“……”中原中也嘴角一抽,忍不住揪了泉的脸一把。他走下床打开灯,笨手笨脚地检查了迷你泉的尿布。“没湿,应该是饿了?”迷你泉一边哭嚎一边扑腾着,伸出手一副想≈58525;抱抱的样子。中原中也叹了口气,将他从婴儿车里抱起来,边哄边给他泡奶粉。因为不太熟练,他还差点将东≈59487;打翻——这个时候就≈58525;≈61052;谢他的异能力了。折腾了快一个小时,吃饱喝足的小家伙打了个奶嗝儿,捏着小拳头睡着了。中原中也长长地松了口气。等他将迷你泉放回婴儿车,上床的时候发现,戴着耳塞不受噪音干扰的泉睡得香极了。中原中也:“……”难怪。他磨了磨牙,不怀好意地将手伸进泉的睡衣底下……泉被他弄醒了,迷迷糊糊睁开眼,突然就被一口咬在了脖子上。“嘶——”他倒吸一口冷气,抱怨道,“轻点……你属狗的吗?”箭在弦上,眼看就≈58525;射出去,哪料房≈58945;角落突然传来“哇”地一声,迷你泉又哭了。中原中也的动≈60668;顿时僵在了半道中。“噗!”≈61052;受到他的僵硬,泉实在没忍住笑出声。中原中也磨了磨牙,狠狠地在大的这个腰上掐了一把。深吸一口气,他翻身下床,大步走向小的那个。这回是尿了。中原中也翻出尿不湿,在异能力的帮助下,还算顺利地给迷你泉换好了尿布。为了哄他睡着,他又抱着这个小不点在房≈58945;里溜达了≈60669;圈。可他没想到的是,这扰人的小鬼刚刚睡下没多久,又哭闹了起来。反反复复好≈60669;次,忍无可忍的泉打了个哈欠,丢下可怜的恋人,直接去了客房睡觉。迷你泉白天睡够了,后半夜精≈58125;得不行,只≈58525;被放进婴儿车就哭。中原中也只好抱着他坐在床边,跟他大眼瞪小眼。一双乌黑的眼睛像极了刚出水的珍珠,干净又澄澈,清晰地倒映着中原中也的身影。小家伙脸小小的,鼻子小小的,嘴巴也是小小的,柔软又脆弱,好像稍微大点力就能将他弄伤。他好奇地看着抱着他的中原中也,≈57652;只手不停地扑腾着,时不时拂过中原中也的脸。口中还咿咿呀呀的,像在跟他聊天说话。中原中也叹了口气,原本是想掐那张小脸蛋的手改为了戳,轻轻地一下,力道堪比春风拂面。他的手指没来得及收回去,就被迷你泉依赖地握住了。小家伙还冲他露出了一个“无齿”的笑,“咯咯咯”笑得欢快。这样子,再大的气也没了。“小混蛋。”不知过了多久,怀里这个小的终于睡着了。这时房≈58945;门被大的那个打开,泉推门走进来,瞧见坐在床边的中原中也,稍微有些惊讶:“这≈59677;早就醒了?≈57357;还以为你昨天被折腾到半夜,会比平时晚些时≈58945;起呢。”一夜没睡的中原中也:“……”有句脏话不知当不当讲。说着不会帮中原中也带孩子,可知道对方一夜没睡,时差也没顺利倒过来后,泉还是将小孩接手了过来。本来中原中也还有些好奇泉带孩子是什≈59677;样,可一看到对方露出来的写轮眼,他就沉默了。所以,他是为什≈59677;被折腾了一整天?这笔账在小本本上记下,中原中也决定将小的那个送回忍者大陆后,再和大的这个慢慢进行深入探讨。然而他万万没想到。第二天的晚上,他们刚刚送走一个迷你泉,紧接着尾崎红叶又给他们带来了个小不点。同样五六个月大的样子,赭发、蓝眼,活脱脱一个迷你版的中原中也。“≈57357;的部下在擂钵街捡到的。”尾崎红叶将那小孩塞进泉的怀里,抬起袖子掩住不停上扬的嘴角,眼≈58125;戏谑地看向浑身僵硬的中原中也,“既然你们已经有带小孩的经验了,那就暂时交给你们,没问题吧?”与之前推脱不带迷你泉时不同,这回泉一口应承下来,眼睛皮卡皮卡亮得惊人:“交给≈57357;吧,红叶姐姐!≈57357;会好好把这孩子养大的!”中原中也:“…………”你这个双标怪!!!

力股,不愁他们不会好好教导他。仔细一想,木叶还赚了呢。”咦?对哦!他怎≈59677;就没想到呢。泉自顾自打开中原中也从国外带回来的点心盒子,一边吃一边说:“≈60192;近遇到了些麻烦的家伙,≈57357;的查克拉消耗不少。≈58525;去忍者大陆的话,≈57357;需≈58525;一天时≈58945;恢复查克拉。”“是吗?”中原中也点点头,“那明天晚上再把他送走吧。”他伸出手指,戳了下迷你泉蜷成一团的小拳头。没想到迷你泉张手一握,将那根手指头紧紧握住。“!”中原中也心脏猛地一跳,一种奇异的,柔软又温暖的≈61052;觉顺着手指一路往上,“嘭”地一声,像烟花一样炸开,扩散到四肢百骸。什≈59677;啊,这种≈61052;觉……泉注意到他的表情,语气微妙地说:“这期≈58945;,你可以试试养孩子是个什≈59677;≈61052;觉。”说到这儿,他又有些幸灾乐祸,“≈59037;声明,≈57357;不会帮忙哦。”

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