17（番外八）(2/3)

“你啊，煮熟没煮熟嘴都这么y……你也不想想把大花冻si了，你天天在家不得闷si你？”

萧若言转身走开，陈宇墨在屋里盯着手机，嘴里念念有词。

“咋地啊，要给俩小王八羔子畏罪潜逃在大不列颠帝国买房提供帮助啊？”

陈宇墨心满意足的在自己闺nv的惨叫声中挂了电话，一回头就看见萧太爷正在暖炉上抢救老猫。

果然，他面前本来一脸笑意的陈宇墨顿时如同被点了x，整个人石化一般呆住。

“宝贝儿你已经人老珠h了。”

“我哪知道她溜出去了？”他话虽然这么说，心里却无限心虚。

“……”

陈宇墨赶紧从桌子上翻下来，手在大花冻的直打哆嗦的背上一下一下的顺着毛

陈宇墨这边还不知道发生了什么，甩他一个白眼，对着电话那边继续叮嘱：“……卡五分钟后升额，反正我三天后在机场看见你时候你箱子没装满，你和你哥明年学费生活费减半——不，变三成。”

“喂，对对，那个风衣，来两件……拿不动让你哥拿，不然要他g嘛使……兰蔻的小黑瓶多少钱？……什么？这么便宜？！！买买买！买五瓶，不够让你爸给你打钱……哦，一个人限购两瓶？……没事你哥还能买呢不是？……你哥送朋友？什么朋友？男的nv的？”

萧若言依然没有看他。

“……”

“跟个孩子一样……”

所以忙起来像条狗的萧若言绝不会想到自己扔了无数遍的nv装又不知不觉中，躲在一个又一个的快递袋子里暗渡陈仓的进了他家。

陈宇墨开开心心的在屋子里无限尬舞，然后从衣帽间最深处的暗格里，一般用来装大花的衣服的那个不起眼的小柜子里，掏出来了自己心心念念的小裙子……

“乖……对了你刚才让我g啥来着？”

“萧若言你装si是不是！……快别天天b划你那个王八拳了，赶紧把你副卡的额度给我调到……调到没上限。”

旁晚的时候萧若言好不容易把哭的梨花带雨的陈宇墨哄shang，没好意思敢提醒他一个马上奔四十的中年男人一边哭到冒鼻涕泡那个画面多美，自己则拿起手机一个越洋电话打了过来。

“不是老萧你听我解释……”

然后就被从天井翻下来的萧若言抓了个现行。

萧若言在门口口若悬河的说了半个小时的甜言蜜语，屋里愣是一点动静都没有。

萧若言直到“duang”的一声撞门声音整个人才如梦初醒。

“那个，升额度。”

“……我错了。”

“那个，老萧……哎呀，你看我，这一天天的，肩不能抗手不能提，无缚j之力。你这大老板有钱人，身边天天那么多帅哥美nv，所以天天以泪洗面的我只能买买买，多保养，万一我哪天人老珠h了……”

陈宇墨一愣，讨好的笑容僵在脸上。

日子就这么一天一天在打打闹闹中度过。

老花逃开了萧若言的怀抱，自己从专门为他在所有屋子的角落开的“猫道”一顶头钻到了卧室里，跑到了陈宇墨的枕头边睡大觉。

“……他们未成年，有钱也没身份，买不了。”

……

怀里的大花一点也不在乎爹和爸两个人已经濒临破碎的婚姻，只知道无论如何自己都会吃上空运回来的猫罐头。

这辈子就这样吧。

陈宇墨愣了半晌，反应过来以后萧若言早就笑的前仰后合，于是恼羞成怒，开始磨刀霍霍，准备手刃亲夫……

他前一秒刚进屋，后一秒就捕捉到了“喵”的一声微弱的惨叫，于是又退了回去——一眼看见一楼大门的圣诞装饰上挂着一个毛茸茸的大猫！

“你说啥，大声点，年纪大了听不见。”

是炸着吃的。”

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陈宇墨心里恨的牙痒痒，但是人在钱面前，不得不低头。

“这咋ga0的……咋还把心里话说出来了。”

“闺nv，你是不是又帮着你爹老陈下单买nv装了……”

“……我的天啊老陈你这空调开几度啊，这屋里怎么跟亚马逊雨林似的！”

“大傻瓜……你只要夸我好看我就给你开门了啊……半天都说不到点上。”

“哪来的？”

随后直接起身，面无表情回屋。

……

萧若言撸猫撸的头都不抬。

萧若言把猫一把抱在怀里，手拿着猫爪子扒拉陈宇墨名贵的衬衫——这要是以往他定是不放过这二人，但是今天他理亏，所以没敢说啥。

沐浴着冬日暖yan的萧若言b划完最后一式，慢悠悠的收功。

萧若言jg神抖擞一步跨入屋内。

“陈宇墨，你关门时候也不看着点，你看看给大花冻的。”

萧若言于是爆发了更为巨大的笑声。

陈宇墨盘腿坐在饭桌的正中央，对着正在二楼露台打太极的萧若言招手，后者装看不见。

陈宇墨看向渐渐止住抖动的猫咪，那一脸的小表情别提多委屈。

萧若言没好气。

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