红孩儿x孙悟空(1)(2/3)

孙悟空钳着他,开口还是笑音:“好侄儿,你本事不济,怨不得人。乖乖叫声叔叔,将我师父还来,我便放了你。”

顿时挣扎嘶吼,口不择言胡乱骂着孙悟空。

孙悟空觉得有人在他胸口推压,穴位上点按,须臾间气透三关,冲开闭阻孔窍,猛地喘了一口气醒过来。

眼睛浸着水麻胀难受,使劲眨了眨眼挤出水来,才看清在他头顶晃来晃去的人影。

“叔叔扶我一把,腿压得僵了,站不起来。”红孩儿带着哭腔恳求。

回答他的是虎皮裙带着行者裤被猛地一同扒下,露出泛着水光的粉红的两瓣肉和一条湿漉漉的毛尾巴来。

红孩儿还未反应,就被一把扒下战裙,露出嫩生生的屁股蛋来,孙悟空一手拿着金箍棒晃了晃,变成个半尺长的细木板,照着那团肉打了下去。

孙悟空不曾为人师长,又好奉承,以为自己真个算是渡化了一个混世魔王,心里飘飘然的欢喜,便收了金箍棒将红孩儿从地上提起来,还在他臀上揉了两把,算作安慰。

红孩儿挣动几下,冷声道:“那唐僧与你做得师父,也与我做得按酒,你还要思量他,莫想!”

众小妖见大王被擒,慌了手脚,孙悟空扔出金箍棒变大碾去,轻巧打杀了一片,余下几个慌忙逃回洞中。

来往二十回合,红孩儿手段枪法都不及孙悟空,被他卖个破绽哄他钻进去,一把擒住,捏的手腕酸麻握不住火尖枪。

红孩儿到底是个脆弱少年,抵不过猴子的手段,总算屈服于他淫威之下,哭喊道:“叔叔!好叔叔!我服软了!别打了!”

孙悟空没想到这牛犊子诈降骗他,心里暗骂,也不恋战,打个幌子抽身逃去。

孙悟空不想其他,伸手拉着红孩儿将他拽起来,刚扶端正,就见那小妖王猛地转过头来,与他面对面近在咫尺,张开嘴,一股浓烟正朝他面门喷来。

对抗三昧真火的本事,只好慌忙收了兵器跑过山涧逃去。

“我想把先头受的屈,在你身上讨回来。”红孩儿慢悠悠说着,手搭在孙悟空腰间。

“知错了,”红孩儿啜泣道,“叔叔好心,放过我罢。”

红孩儿立在山门前观望,见孙悟空竟不怕火,举着铁棒打来,便举起火尖枪相迎,两人在一片炎炎烈烈中交起手来。

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失去意识之前孙悟空恍惚暗骂:终日打鹰的行家,竟被小家雀儿啄了眼!

“我问你,服不服软,认不认错?叫声好叔叔磕个头,我便饶了你。”孙悟空不忍心打坏了他,便停手问道。

待看清了,孙悟空却是一惊。本以为会是八戒沙僧他们……

孙悟空好脾气也被他磨光了,这小子和他年少时还真有几分像——不知天高地厚,招人恼得很!

面前少年脸上挂着恶劣的笑,孙悟空心中警铃大作,扭身便逃。刚迈开步就脚一软扑倒在地,浑身筋肉酸麻无力,竟然站都站不起来。

孙悟空手一顿,木板贴着肿起的皮肉:“知错了?”

红孩儿被他双手缚在身后钳住手腕,膝盖压着后背前身匍在地上,白净脸颊沾了土灰,发髻散乱好不狼狈。面朝下无法回头,却是喷不了火烧不了那猴子,只能挣扎怒骂。

啪的一声脆响,红孩儿怒目圆睁,浑身血液逆流,他混世魔王当了几百年,在家被惯着宠着,在外霸道横行,何曾受过这等屈辱!

“我不当你爷爷祖宗,只叫一声叔叔,便饶过你!”

他视野昏暗,隐约听得水声,记得此处有道山涧,便不管不顾的投身纵入其中。却忘了调息,一身炮燥烟火与那冷水一逼,竟弄的火气攻心,阻了丹田。

“做梦!”

双眼剧痛流泪不止,视野昏暗不清,隐约看见红孩儿跳开,捡了火尖枪朝他刺来。孙悟空慌忙招架躲闪,忘了念避火诀,被一道道滚杂着浓烟的烈焰擦身而过,撩着了衣服布料,顿时如置身火海。

“好叔叔,你往哪去?”

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红孩儿被他揉的浑身一僵,急忙提起战裙束好,脸涨得通红。

“认你爷爷祖宗!”红孩儿真是个小牛犊子,倔得要命,含泪咬牙目露凶光,“有本事你且放了我,我……”

孙悟空心里暗骂该死,微微撇头看着身后靠近的人:“你待如何?”

“我无心害你,只是身为长辈,该尽尽职责。”孙悟空得了便宜还卖乖,装模作样的开口。

孙悟空厉喝:“你敢!”

他不知猴子也是个积年的火爆脾气,怎容他骂,手下也不再留情,噼里啪啦一阵打,给那嫩白皮肉上添了一层红。

孙悟空冷笑道:“你这般不懂事,我这做叔叔合该替你爹娘好好管教管教你!”

红孩儿咬碎一口银牙,背对着孙悟空不露表情:“叔叔教训的是,侄儿知错了,这就将那唐僧与叔叔送出来。”

孙悟空眼睛一酸,心里叫了声遭。

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