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男人当然是要越大越好,不持久那也没法,以后还得多吃点,好好补身体。二十几秒挺不错的了,至少对于那些黑暗生物来说,已经足够震撼。那可是地狱之门啊,还没听说过谁能打开的。据说就算是从地狱逃出来的魔鬼,也会因为到了人间力量削弱,再打不开回去的门。现在忽然有人打开地狱之门,简直就是颠覆了他们的认知。下面安静了好久,才有人说道:“你就打算用那个地狱之门,来让我们听你的命令吗?还有别的手段吗?没有的话,我们就要离开了!”保罗在高处看的很清楚,说话的人,就是传说中恶魔外表没什么区别的两个人中的一个。很显然,这些人都察觉到了不对。毕竟他们面对的是一个能打开地狱门的人,都开始担心自己还能不能走掉。他们很希望保罗没有别的手段,但是很显然,他们的希望是错的。……就在所有人的注视下,保罗身边再次冒出来一个小脑袋:“保罗,该我出场了吗?真正的大佬,都是要最后出场的,你表演完了,该我了!”说话的,是一个黑色的,毛绒绒肉嘟嘟的,两只耳朵还耷拉着的可爱的小拉布拉多的脑袋。保罗本来还想再说点什么呢,结果完全被六六六破坏了气氛。很是有点不耐烦的说道:“好了好了,该你了!我给你说了让你去远点,然后从远处慢慢走过来,显得你很霸气威武,你非得和我挤一起……”“我觉得你是想让我离远点,更方便表现你自己。”六六六最近有点信不过保罗,因为保罗一开始说拍电影,能让更多人去崇拜它,但是电影都好几部了,它都没感觉到有什么变化。保罗也很无奈,都让它当狗镇长了,奈何人们只觉得这只狗乖巧可爱,没人会迷信崇拜它:“这次是真为了你好,我本来还打算给你配背景乐,让你震撼出场的。你这样出来太不够霸气了……”一人一狗争执了几句,六六六终于站在了黑暗生物们面前。“别挡着我,我已经闻到了特别好闻的食物味道……哈哈哈,我看到了什么?一只可爱的,好吃的羊角恶魔,还有一只特别劲道可口的炎魔。我太开心了,啊哈哈哈哈哈……”小小的狗脑袋发出了令下方黑暗生物们恐惧的狂笑声,随着笑声,小狗变成大狗,大狗变成了巨狗,巨狗又变成了三头巨狗。两个脑袋直接就伸出老长,一口一个,把那两个还在震惊中的恶魔咬在了嘴里。剩下一个脑袋还在左右转着,舔一口这个,再舔一口那个,一边舔一边感慨:“好美味的食物,我都舍不得一口吃掉了!保罗,咱们把他们养起来吧,以后我每天只吃一点……”……保罗很无语,本来我连一群鸡都养不好,自从有了你这只狗,现在养了一大群黑暗生物不说,你还让我养恶魔?六六六见保罗不答应,还在解释:“保罗,你放心,他们的恢复力很好的,每次我只吃一点,他们很快就能恢复。以前我都是一下子吃光,现在我也要可持续发展……”保罗不知道是该欣慰还是该悲哀,当初‘教育’六六六要可持续,没想到它居然都会活学活用了!只不过,那两只恶魔绝对不会想可持续发展,听着六六六的说话,一只恶魔浑身筋肉绷起,用力挣扎着,另一只浑身冒火,嘶吼连连。至于说下方的黑暗生物们,忽视他们吧,现在他们压根不想被注意到。这些黑暗生物们被地狱犬的威压震慑在地上,一根手指都动不了。此刻他们都不想跑,只想自己能爬就行,能翻个身也行,他们想赶紧爬远点滚远点。保罗倒是好奇:“这两只恶魔,就是地狱里跑出来的。我能问问,他们跑出来都干嘛了吗?”这句话对两只恶魔来说,如同天籁之音,一只恶魔大叫:“我从逃出来就一直躲藏着,在深山藏了上百年,最近恢复了点力气才进入到人类社会的,什么都还没做,看了两场电影就被吸引到这里来了!”这是个倒霉的,保罗心里感慨。另一只浑身冒火的则好点:“我现在是一家炼钢厂的老板,进入人间之后我做过和火焰有关的工作,当过锅炉工,消防员……”保罗没心情听其他的,只关心炼钢厂:“炼钢厂老板,你的企业大吗?你看,你就要死了,炼钢厂也没用了,不如把企业转给我……”“保罗,你又见钱眼开了!”六六六非常不满。“你听说他有钱就打算要他的企业,是不是还要他打理工厂?这是我的食物,我的!”六六六的话提醒了炎魔,到底是在人间混久了的,反应非常快,当时就喊道:“保罗老板,我给你打理工厂,帮你照看炼钢厂。我会使用火焰,能给你节约成本,给你挣很多钱。”恶魔都没一个简单的,另一只羊角恶魔也跟着喊了起来:“保罗老板,我力气很大,什么活都能干。我在地狱统领过上万只恶魔,可以帮你……啊!”还没说完就一声惨叫,却是六六六见势不妙,先啃了一口。一口下去羊角恶魔的两条腿都没了。这还不算,转头又把炎魔露在外面的大翅膀给一口啃掉一只。羊角恶魔死了就算了,但是炎魔可是有炼钢厂的,保罗慌了,赶紧大喊:“六六,你提条件,什么条件都可以商量。”情况紧急,六六六那两个脑袋已经张嘴望天,两只恶魔都快到它喉咙里了!保罗都还没想出来糊弄六六六的手段,此刻想狗嘴夺食,只有让它提条件一个办法。“真的?”六六六有些意动。“我什么条件都可以提?”“那……也得看情况吧!”保罗又迟疑了。“也不能太离谱的吧?再说刚才你还让我养着他们,现在我让你提条件,我感觉自己挺亏的。”“我不管!”六六六摆出我就是这么不讲理的模样。“这只炎魔我要……一万个食物种子,这一只刚才说很能干活的,你要不要?只要五千个食物种子?”保罗一听就安心了,一挥手:“两只我都要了,先留下。”心里冷笑,傻狗,你就不该和我提数字的。

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