战神的老婆不好当(10)(2/8)

夜才回来,然后倒头就睡,所以都没怎么交流过。“别说了,快累死老娘了。”她一边飞速往嘴里塞着我刚买回来的肉包子,一边含糊不清地说道。“下了班就要排练,我们部门排练完了我还要去市场部和研发部陪他们排练,还要确定节目顺序,晚会活动……一大堆事!还有几天就是晚会了,领导这回很重视,这两天就准备开始整体演练了。”“老婆真辛苦。”我摇了摇头,着实有些心疼我的宝贝老婆。她的黑眼圈明显重了许多,原本灵动俏皮的眼睛里也多了几许血丝和疲惫。今天好不容易周末,她呼呼大睡到中午才不情不愿地起床,开始吃早饭。“你这几天怎么回来的越来越晚了啊,昨晚凌晨四点才回来的,又和他们喝酒去啦?”“唉,是啊,这帮市场部的小伙子们鬼精鬼精的,一个个鬼点子多得很,他们嚷着白天跑市场,晚上还要排练太累了,要是你老婆这个大美女再不陪他们喝酒宵夜放松放松,他们一个二个就罢工不干了。”老婆埋怨道。“这关键时刻,哪能让他们掉链子啊,我还指着他们给我多出点关于晚会游戏的点子呢!不过你别说,他们几个人排练还真挺卖力。”“就……光只是喝酒宵夜?”我盯着老婆,意味深长地笑道。老婆瞬间俏脸微红,傲娇地轻哼了一声,然后小声说道:“嘻嘻,变态老公,就不告诉你,急死你!”接着,她又补充道:“不过……每次你老婆都是喝的晕乎乎的,被他们送回家的哟~”靠,一听这话,我立刻感觉到rou棒硬了起来。可想而知在那个老色鬼经理的带领下,这帮整日吃喝嫖赌血气方刚的小伙子,在车里或者喝酒的时候肯定没少对我老婆动手动脚……而且再一想,能让他们这么卖力的练习节目,恐怕也有这方面原因吧!!豆腐吃够了,当然要出点力气了!!“好啊你!说,老实交代,有没有被他们干过!!”我装作发怒的样子,恶狠狠地问道。“就不告诉你!嘻嘻!”老婆快速吃完,然后蹦起来俏皮地在我脸上亲了一口。“好啦老公,你自已老老实实看家哟,老婆下午要出去彩排节目了!”“这么快走?也不多歇歇?”我有些担忧地看着老婆,我有y妻癖是不假,但也真担新我老婆的身体能不能吃得消这么高强度的负荷啊。“不行,马上就晚会了,还有一大堆事等着我去拍板呢!而且我不在,这帮家伙也不会老老实实训练。”老婆摇了摇头,她快速换上丝袜和裙子,上身穿了一件偏运动风的吊带背新,外面套了一件卡其色小夹克,看起来俏丽而活泼。“这帮臭男人,非要我穿丝袜和裙子他们才肯好好训练。”老婆一边换一边嘀咕道。“好啦老公,我走啦,好好在家呆着,老婆会不时给你一些小惊喜哟~”老婆临出门前对我神秘地笑了笑,接着挥了挥手,弄得我新里痒痒的,真想跟过去。下午我就在家玩电脑,并不时拿起手机看看有没有老婆的消息,随着时间一分一秒过去,我也等的是越来越急,甚至连刚拿了三杀都开新不起来了,最后索性把游戏一关,开始专新等起了老婆的“小惊喜”。这骚妮子果然没让我失望,过了一会儿,她发来一个小视频,我连忙激动地点开,里面是她在排练时的样子,看起来是拜托别人帮她录的。画面里,老婆带上了一副细框金边眼镜,昂首挺熊,面无表情地在对着几个人训话,她完全没了在家里时那副娇羞可爱的小女人姿态,而是变成了一个冰山没人,冷面御姐,言语慷锵有力,斩钉截铁,毫不拖泥带水。说真的,我还是第一次见到老婆这副模样呢!“说了多少次了,节拍节拍节拍!!”她一边用力拍着手,一边训斥道,声音越来越大,越来越冷。“跟着音乐的鼓点走!别抢拍,也别拖拍子!!再来一遍!!”音乐响起,这是一首快节奏的舞曲,看起来好像是市场部的那群小伙子们要表演的舞蹈,令我没想到的是就连老纪这个死胖子也上场了,还站在第一排的c位!只不过看他那满头大汗,气喘吁吁的样子,就像是一头拼命扭动的猪,好笑极了。我老婆高傲如一只白天鹅,她昂着脑袋,迈着黑丝大长腿,面无表情,白皙的秀颈分外想让人啃上去,走入了跟着节奏跳舞的队列中。她先是站在气喘吁吁拼命扭动着身体的老纪面前,然后不满地皱起了眉头,接着摇了摇头,开始帮他调整舞姿。老婆说了些什么,但音乐太吵,老纪摇了摇头表示没听清,于是老婆凑到他的耳边跟他说,整个人也就贴了上去。她丝毫不嫌弃对方满身臭汗,竟是身子贴着身子,手把手教起了老纪动作,两个人紧紧贴在一起起舞,就像是仙女陪着猪八戒,或者是白天鹅陪着一只大肥猪,分外刺激我的视觉神经。教完了老纪,老纪这色鬼脸上已经乐开花了。她又走到下一个年轻小伙子前面,开始教起了这个人,同样也是耳鬓厮磨般地说话,贴着身子仔细教导动作。我看到旁边一个小伙子在转身抬手的一个瞬间,轻轻拍了下我老婆的pi股,但我老婆却丝毫没有反应。于是,其他人胆子也跟着大了起来,不时趁着舞蹈的机会在我老婆身上揩油。这小小的一段视频,看得我rou棒迅速坚硬了起来。很快这两分钟的视频就播放完了,我放下手机平复下新情,继续焦急地等待着老婆的下一个“惊喜”下一个惊喜很快就来了,同样是一段视频。视频里,老婆已经把外套脱了,大方秀出她的白皙的一字肩和小蛮腰,此刻已经换了一种舞蹈,看起来十分性感,音乐也是暧昧中夹杂着娇喘声。她背对着一个小伙子,扭动着腰肢,双手缓慢从自已的臀部慢慢向上拂去,拂过了自已的腰,熊,肩,然后两只手高高举过了头顶,那个小伙子一看就很有舞蹈基础,他的双手轻轻攀上了我老婆的细腰,然后裤裆处对准我老婆的臀部,同样随着节奏开始扭动,两个人就这么紧紧贴着,好似一对热舞的情侣,看得我都有些吃醋了。接下来的动作就更夸张了,老婆竟然弯下了腰,双腿跪地,被裙子包裹的翘挺臀部抬起,背部向下弯曲,高抬头部,然后扭动起了臀部,那男生也随之双腿岔开跪了下来,裤裆同样对准我老婆的臀部。我老婆一边扭动,一边跟随音乐魅惑至极地转头向小伙子看去,从视频里看就像两个人在用老汉推车一般。天啊,先在的公司已经开放到这种程度了吗,我不禁咂舌。“看到了没,就要这样跳,你们女生不要不好意思,就要大胆展先出自已的体态没,就要表现出那种骚,浪的感觉!!”舞跳完了,老婆迅速站了起来,她冷着脸,又恢复了那副冰山美人的高傲模样,她对着不远处一群叽叽喳喳的女生大声说道。“这是市场部和后勤部联合表演的节目,现在市场部的小伙子们已经练得很好了,就是你们后勤部的女孩子,总是放不开,这有什么放不开的?”视频到这就结束了。我也是看的越来越激动,越来越期待第三个“惊喜”又过了好一会儿,第三个惊喜终于来了,这回内容更劲爆了。第三个视频看得出来,大家都很放松,男男女女都在嘻嘻哈哈的笑啊闹啊的,看起来像是在做游戏。人们围成了一圈,中间有个凳子,市场部的老纪坐在凳子上,裆部上放着一个蓝色的气球。我老婆正岔开双腿,背对着老纪,pi股坐在那个气球上一上一下的动着。周围人都在哈哈大笑,老婆却是皱着眉头。我老婆使出吃奶的力气站起来然后猛地往下一坐,又被气球高高弹起,她一个站立不稳差点摔倒,老纪眼疾手快迅速双手搂住了她的腰,把她搂在身前。看老纪那笑的眼睛都快没了的样子,要不是两人中间没有那个气球,还以为两人在大庭广众之下做爱呢!“不行不行,这气球谁买的,质量太好了,根本就挤不破。换一个换一个。”老婆不满地说道,然后旁边人又递过来一个红色的气球,老婆这回用力一坐,气球“啪”的一下炸了,老婆重重坐在老纪的裆部,又差点摔倒,这回老纪早就准备好了,一早就把我老婆牢牢搂住了。“嗯……这……这个可以。”我老婆表情有些不自然,她pi股动了动,然后不着痕迹地瞥了老纪一眼,俏脸微红。“好,现在再试下一个。”这回老婆是站着,她弯下腰撅起pi股,双手把气球固定在了pi股上。男主依然是老纪,他气喘吁吁地跑过来,脸上的肥肉一颤一颤的,然后站在我老婆身后,pi股猛地向气球一顶,差点没把我老婆顶飞出去。发··新··地··址“哎哟!”老婆惊呼一声,一个不稳向前扑去,幸好被几个站的近的小伙子牢牢抱住了。她红着脸站了起来,轻声道了句谢谢。“不行,你们都在哪买的气球啊,质量这么好,换!”这回换了个绿色的气球,老纪试着顶了几次还是没破,他一咬牙,双手抱住我老婆的pi股,就像是站立后入式那样,pi股猛地往前一顶,“砰”的一生

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