【心爱的妻子送了我一顶绿帽子】(1)(2/2)

鱼般紧紧缠绕在我身上。我的喘息也粗重起来,pi股用力收紧,腰猛地向前一拱,立刻引得身下的美娇妻娇声欢唱起来。这样用力推拉了百十个回合,我突然楞了一下,不受控制的打了个冷战,娜发觉出下面插在自己身体里的东西明显地鼓涨了几下,一股浓精射了进去。娜笑着说:「你射了这么多,幸亏我这几天就要来大姨妈,要不非让你给种上不可!」「种上就生!生了咱就养!」我很果断的说。娜吃吃地笑了起来。晚上大姑用大豆腐加上厚切的五花三层的猪肉炖了一锅炖鱼,把那条三斤的草鱼改刀做成了糖醋鱼,又准备了三笼饺子和酱好的猪蹄子以及塑料桶白酒。表嫂照顾爷爷吃饭,大姑和表哥他们跟我一桌「快点洗开饭喽侄媳妇」娜在带着三个表侄女洗手,三个小丫头叽叽喳喳地在院子跟着娜站成一排,赵依娜给她们每人手掌里挤了些洗面奶,教她们在脸上涂开并绕着圈圈在脸上涂匀,又蘸着清水在脸上轻轻拍打,这三个丫头就这么认真的有样学样地慢慢悠悠地学着赵依娜洗脸。「表婶,你的洗面奶真香」大丫用力的吸着鼻子说。「表嫂的身上更香」三丫就在赵依娜身边,她年纪最小,个子也最小,刚刚到赵依娜的腰间,一边说着,一边把满是水珠的小脸直接就抵在赵依娜的腰间使劲的闻,弄得赵依娜痒痒地连忙躲开。「表婶你长得真好看……」大丫看着赵依娜的眼睛似乎闪着光。哪有不喜欢听人夸的女人?赵依娜笑的像朵绽开了的牡丹花,使劲往小丫头们的脸上抹洗面奶搓出的沫沫。「行啦!别祸祸你表嫂的化妆品了,那都肯定是老贵的了,赶紧吃饭完了出去玩去吧,别在家烦人!」大姑一边数落着三个女儿,一边从东屋里抱出老四到桌上吃饭!席上大姑问我哪天走?我说就这俩天吧,沈阳那边还有一堆事,大姑说好,明天让我跟她去村长家拜会一下,我念书的这几年村长确实帮了我们家不少忙,我爷住院的钱也是村长给垫付的,这次回来于情于理也该拜会一下!次日我和娜买了不少礼品跟大姑到了村长家,三大姑七大姨的唠了一通后,村长媳妇提出凑桌麻将。提到麻将,赵依娜似乎一下子来了兴致,支起上半身,跃跃欲试,看到娜的样子我就知道她的玩瘾上来了问她「你会玩麻将?」娜撅着小嘴:「怎么不会,你们这边的玩法和我家那边不一样,四川那边没有什么会儿的说法,我刚开始玩你们这里的打法还真的好不适应呢。」我奇怪的问:「咦?你南方人会玩麻将吗?我咋不知道?」「南方人也玩麻将呀,以前看大人玩,很小就学会了呀,只是长大了,很少有机会玩,你们这一提还真把我麻将瘾给提上来了。」于是村长家的饭桌变成了麻将桌,四个人围着桌子坐定。正位是村长的,大姑坐在他对面,右手边是赵依娜,左手边是村长媳妇,按照麻将桌上的说法,村长是她的上家。刚开始玩,彪子也过来聊天,见到牌桌支上了,兴致勃勃的在一旁看热闹。娜己经了解了这边的玩法,刚开始打起来,有模有样的。没玩几把,村长媳妇就开始张罗玩钱的。听到要玩钱的,娜很抗拒,她虽然爱玩但是牌技并不是很好,想让位置出来,彪子急忙说:「新娘子你就坐下吧,放心,赢了你拿走,输了算我的。」听了这话,大姑说:「妈呀,小彪子这是在外面发财了,那咱稍微玩大点,5块底的。」所谓的五块,仅仅是个起步的基数而已,根据手里牌的情况,有太多的番数,什么、飘儿、吃、碰、边、夹、七小对等等一大堆说法,几乎是只要一胡牌,一顿番数计算下来,少说也是要一两百的输赢。才俩圈下来,娜一次都没胡牌,计算下来,居然输了三百多,一脸窘相的看向我,然后借机去厕所方便换我上场。我上桌后彪子说啥要给我买盒好烟吸吸手气,我说不用了!但还是扭他不过随他去了!打了俩圈回本了一点,但是娜还没有回来,都快30分钟了,拉个屎也该回来了?左等她,右等她,又过了10分钟还是没有回来,我不免担心起来,娜在这人生地不1的万一我有些坐不住了,站起身,就往外跑,刚出大门,就看到她也正好走进门口。我有些没好气的抱怨道:“你干嘛去了?微信也不回。”

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是这样的美女要跟我共度一生嘛?旁边一个看着娜几乎要流口水的,打着赤膊的猥琐村民过来问我:「海峰兄弟……这城里来的姑娘就是不一样啊?这一比咱们村这些老娘们就跟癞蛤蟆一样哈哈!新娘子知道咱这规矩不?吃完喜酒俺们能闹洞房不?」我认识说话的这个人,他叫彪子,他二哥是现在的村长,小时候经常一起欺负我。我不耐烦的说:「当然知道,她怎么也是咱羊沟村的人,咱这的规矩还是明白的,就是她娇身冠养惯了面子薄,还望哥到时几个手下留情点到为止。」「哎!你放心放心不会。」二蛋这时过来笑嘻嘻说句:「省省吧彪子,谁不知道你按的什么坏心眼,去年嘎子结婚,你把人媳妇儿裤衩都差点扒下来,咋?今年又想使坏?放心海峰到时候俺们替你看着这个流氓痞子」表嫂拿着一盘也喜糖走了过来说道:「你们这些做爷们兄弟到时候别那么下作啊,说好只能按规矩来,到时候给我家媳妇吓坏了啊!拿你们试问」彪子说:「放心放心。」,然后转而对表嫂说:「大不了你给俺们裹裹牛,爷们泄了气也就不闹洞房了」表嫂脸瞬间涨红起来「滚,狗嘴吐不出象牙,活该你打光棍。」看着这三人斗嘴,我在一旁尴尬的陪笑,娜外表看起来很随和,其实内心要强的很,生活上一点亏都不吃,万一婚礼上闹急眼了,可就真不好收场了,我的心里也不免一丝担忧。农村的婚礼场面极其庞大,祠堂里上百桌人昏天黑地的喝着酒,乡下人吃饭往往就算在家也要摆上两三桌。祠堂中央的大台上,郝家的几个长辈坐在上面,我和娜整整齐齐的做了三拜后。村长拿着话筒说「新人拜完天地,五规五责,步入同房」。进同房之前,要过完五规五责,这是我们这的规矩。第一个规则是过火盆,这个没什么难的,我背着娜很轻松的就跳了过去。第二个规则叫勤俭持家,我小时候光顾着念书了,从来也不看热闹,所以我也一知半解。这时一个老女人在赵依娜耳边说了些什么,娜脸上顿时害羞的红了起来,她起身拉起了我的手,一起跟着老女人走进了祠堂里屋。村长起立清了下嗓子,嚷嚷道:「第二规!勤俭持家」先在祠堂外已经站50来人,门口站了八九个大小伙子,挤得水泄不通。原来勤俭持家就是让新娘和其它几个妇女比赛剥豆子,输了要受惩罚,不用想也知道娜肯定输了,一个20岁的小姑娘怎么可能赢得了早早就持家劳作的农村妇女?果然那那几个大姐很快得就剥完了一盆。娜输了要接受惩罚,惩罚的内容是大家在竹签上写内容,让娜自已抽竹签,抽中什么就惩罚什么!结果抽到了彪子的竹签,竹签居然写的是嘴对嘴喂他喝酒!这个彪子也就只有他能想出这么下流的惩罚!正当我不知所措的时候,娜说道「没关系,我自已抽的,哪位是彪子大哥,请上来小妹愿赌服输」接下来一幕,我就更不信自已的眼睛了。娜似乎低头犹豫了一下,最终下定了决新,拿着那玉雕一般的手指和掌新,抚在了彪子身上,嘴里含了一口酒,然后仰起头送到彪子嘴边,彪子瞪圆双眼,毫不客气,一口含住了娜红艳的嘴唇。大约过了一分钟,只听彪子哎呦一声大叫起来,众人正诧异,彪子说道:「哎呦你怎么咬人啊!」发··新··地··址「谁让你伸舌头的!不老实,活该!」娜回怼「我cao!你这娘们」!「郝彪!」彪子刚要发作被他村长表哥呵斥了下去,只得瞪着眼睛盯着赵依娜退了下去,娜也不甘示弱瞪了回去,」村长接着发话「第三规!留堂去邪!」这关也不难,就是新郎新娘各留一件衣服在祠堂驱鬼压邪,我留了条领带,娜则把那双水晶高跟鞋留了下来。

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