第二十一章 喜提路考官的05(2/2)

楚云淮笑眯眯地说:“过奖啦。”

五菜两汤摆上桌,其中一道青椒牛肉装了两盘,热气四散,香味四溢,楚云淮照例拍了一张照片。

“也是,爱情这东西,轻易不要沾!”

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楚云淮自信又得意:“因为我和他是同类,我当然熟练解读他的潜台词!”

路闻殊微微挑眉,神色玩味,回复他:“那你有得等了。”

楚云淮并未被打击到,反而淡定地点头:“没关系,我等得起。”

唐雪时:“你好像正在等严厉冷情的路考官评分的自信学生啊!”

不当外人当内人?唐雪时下意识地在心里接话,考虑到目前的情况,他没有说出来,只是调侃:“这就是一个愿打一个愿挨,挺好。”

唐雪时听到动静扭头看过来,打趣说:“看来云淮的好厨艺把猫都诱惑了,你作为主人的魅力与气场不足以震慑它了。”

“呃,你介绍的人再好,不一定适合我。”唐雪时摇头,又开玩笑似的说,“我不想吃感情的苦了,我已经怕了。”

楚云淮:“把猫赠给我也没啥啊,路哥常来我家看它就是了。”

路闻殊:“不会。”

“第一次来路哥家里吃的饭还是我做的,值得表扬和纪念。”

楚云淮喜滋滋地说:“我可没有菜里放迷药哦。”

路闻殊轻哼:“楚同学当众质疑路考官的权威,85没了,让你得个0太没面子,给你保留05吧。”

这两人互动氛围有点奇怪微妙。唐雪时不知道该说是花孔雀在逗猫,还是猫在撩花孔雀?他只好说:“恕我直言,我怎么感觉像是另类的赠猫方式?”

很好,用大猫养的小猫勾引大猫主动常去他家窜门,他真是一个机灵鬼。

唐同学撑着下巴笑笑:“我看他总能解读正确!”

路考官这才慢悠悠地说:“85分,当面说考官坏话,扣05。”

“怎么可能不自信。”楚云淮矢口否认,又说,“没有一道菜是让所有人满意的,可能我就是做得很好,但对你来说差点意思……”

楚云淮:“哎,是我主动挑的路考官,就算他要求很高,口味很挑,我也认了!”

表示:“我朋友里也有喜欢同性的,还有男女通吃的,我觉得都很正常。你以后要是想开始新的恋情,我还可以帮你介绍介绍。”

楚云淮摇头,笑眯眯地看着路闻殊:“应该是礼尚往来,等路哥下次去我家,就该你做饭给我吃了。”

唐雪时不禁给楚云淮比了一个大拇指,感慨:“你好会逗猫啊。”

他心里想的却是,哼,我才不傻等,拐你回家的法子多了去了!

唐雪时好笑:“潜台词就是师兄你待客不周到啊!”

他抱着猫去一旁喂它猫粮了。

路闻殊看向楚云淮:“是吗?”

楚云淮跟着回头,看见一身灰色家居服的清俊男人依靠着门框,手指漫不经心地抚弄着白猫的脑袋,人也淡定随意地回答:“馋猫眼里没有主人,只有喂饭的人。”

楚云淮自我攻略一般地说:“严厉冷情如路考官还能顾及我的面子,我受宠若惊!”

楚云淮反问:“那我可以用食物把它拐回家去咯?”

楚云淮:“那我得好好研究研究了,到时候你别舍不得。”

路闻殊睨了他一眼:“挺会想。”

路闻殊夹了一筷子青椒牛肉尝了尝,对上花孔雀投过来的期待兼询问目光,他反问他:“你不自信?”

厨房里的香气诱惑了白猫,它从猫窝里爬起来,一路叫着小跑向厨房准备捣乱。刚好撞上下楼查看情况的主人,被他一把捞在怀里,它不安分地扭动身子,小声叫着,试图挣脱他。

路考官侧头对唐同学说:“这只花孔雀很擅长对我的话做出别样的理解。”

他能说是吗?楚云淮机灵地回答:“说明路哥不是拿我当外人,多好啊!”

路闻殊抬眼看他:“你能诱惑它心甘情愿地走出小区,这猫就归你了。”

唐雪时哑然失笑,竖着大拇指表示:“路考官太会一本正经的胡说八道了。”

看热闹的唐雪时跟捧场的小狐狸似的,小声鼓掌:“祝贺楚同学喜获路考官没有理性全是感情的85分~”

好一个“没有理性全是感情”,路考官扫了小狐狸一眼,后者圆润漂亮的眼眸里是狡黠的笑意。

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