004 向阳演义(2/8)

“嗯,刚来这儿第一年跟不上蹲了一年,否则应该是大学生了。”齐向阳说。

陈默本来已经被齐向阳拍好了,吕恒一句话又咳嗽起来。

“咱不理他,好好吃饭。”吕恒一本正经的对陈默说,“一会恒舅就把辣椒油都倒了,明明知道咱家小默以后都吃不了辣了,还非得炸辣椒油馋咱。”

“是吃不了。”齐向阳的大手从他的背往下滑,在陈默的腰臀处拍拍,“不想屁眼难过就戒了,嗯?”

“哈哈哈!”

陈默青涩的反应逗笑了三个男人,惊天动地的笑声震得陈默捂住了耳朵,用行动表示对三人逗弄的抗议。

杜鹏飞笑着摇头,“我可不会哄孩子,哥您自己哄吧。”

“连只鸟都没有,怕个屁。”

“你别喊。”陈默紧张的四下张望,“别人听到就糟了。”

鲁木达是陈默最好的朋友,陈默转学到h市那一年,同为转校生的鲁木达用二百五似得热络攻破了他对陌生人的防御,六年过去,他们之间已经无话不谈,他知道陈默所有事,包括齐向阳。

“小默比向夕还大一岁呢吧,向夕看着可比他结实多了。”

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“谁,咳咳,谁说吃不了…”陈默红着脸争辩,说完才觉得能不能吃辣不是重点,他们就是故意逗他。

齐向阳捏着陈默的下巴给吕恒看,“这孩子长得嫩,胡子都没几根,确实像未成年。”

齐向阳的话成为压倒陈默的最后一棵稻草,害羞的孩子把脸埋进面碗里再也不肯抬头了。

齐向阳笑着轻拍他的脸,“小东西!”对怀里人的小心思视而不见。

“火?火关了啊。”杜鹏飞正好走出厨房,只听了一个大概,“面好了,哥哥带着家属入席吧。”

操场集合,按期末成绩分班,开动员大会,回班级找座位,大扫除…开学第一天,陈默坐到椅子上的时候已经快十点了,一通折腾下来,他本就酸疼的腰快要断掉了,叹息一声趴在桌子上一动不想动。

陈默被展示下巴有些害羞,磕磕巴巴喊了一声“舅”。

“结婚?!”午饭时间,鲁木达一口米饭喷出去,陈默结结实实被喷了一脸。

“成,反正课间这会功夫也聊不透。”鲁木达把陈默放在桌上的水杯拿起来,“我去给你打杯热水,你趴一会吧。”

陈默趁机埋进他怀里做鹌鹑,不给他逮住的机会。

想起昨晚被强迫改称呼的情景,陈默更加害羞了,收紧折磨的小屁股忍不住缩缩,有外人在叫舅舅不会被打屁股吧。

“有其兄必有其弟,哥您当年可比向夕还混呢。”吕恒跟齐向阳中学时就认识了,对他的丰功伟绩再熟悉不过,他们小的时候流行“立棍儿”,齐向阳这根棍儿从小学立到高中就没折过,妥妥的钢筋铁打棍。

“等你屁股好了的,高低得尝尝我的秘制辣椒油,小辫儿吃翘起来。”

陈默看看墙上挂着的时间,“中午吃饭的吧。”

“默儿!”鲁木达猴子一样窜到陈默前面的座位上,骑在椅子上扒拉他,“你咋了?昨晚没睡好?”

齐向阳拉下他的手,“不逗你了,好好吃饭吧,吃完饭再去睡一觉,开学前一定要把身体养好,高三了,很重要。”

“好,谢了。”陈默道谢,目送鲁木达离开。

“咳咳咳!”

二楼厨房连着一个小餐厅,方方正正的桌子正好一边一人,杜鹏飞做了一锅鸡丝面和一份秘制辣椒油,齐向阳三人吃红汤,陈默吃白汤。

“他混他的,别把小默带坏了就行。”齐向阳拍拍陈默的屁股,“开学后不许跟齐向夕鬼混,否则大耳帖子扇你,知不知道。”

听到家里的混世魔王齐向阳忍不住皱起眉毛,“混小子打架一个顶十个,能不结实吗!”

bsp; “好嘞!”杜鹏飞站起来,笑呵呵对陈默说:“让你尝尝飞舅的手艺,好吃到翘小辫儿。”

“咳咳咳!”

“哥,这绝对是咱家向夕说的话。”吕恒好笑,“这俩孩子一个属火,一个属水,压根不在一个窝里,您就别担心了。”

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“我记得您上次带他去老武的店里吃饭时他还穿着校服呢,老五一个劲儿的挤眉弄眼,以为您诱拐未成年呢。”吕恒笑着跟齐向阳开玩笑。

高三很重要,为了体现这份重要,暑假短成国庆假,陈默在七天里结了婚、入了洞房,然后带着来不及养好的屁股,背着沉重的书包上学了。

陈默没有小辫儿,但杜鹏飞的手艺确实不错,不一会厨房里就传出阵阵菜香,熏的陈默抻着脖子往厨房看,贪吃的劲儿逗笑了齐向阳和吕恒。

陈默摇头,他这些天净睡觉了,齐向阳战力过于惊人,结婚后只“承恩”一次,他已经“无力”一周了。

“小默开学高三了吧。”吕恒问。

“你才多大就结婚!”鲁木达冲他喊。

陈默点头,大中午顶着毒日头来天台吃饭,除了他俩也没别人了。

陈默耳朵动动,闷闷的说,“向夕不跟我玩,他嫌我没意思。”

“吃饭的时候别逗他。”齐向阳拍打陈默的后背给他顺气,“好不容易知道饿了,一会不吃了你哄?”

杜鹏飞的一句话让陈默呛到了,捂住嘴惊天动地的咳嗽起来,一张脸涨的通红,兔子一样的眼睛瞪着杜鹏飞,带着明显恼羞成怒。

“出去聊聊?”鲁木达跟陈默挤眼睛。

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