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“确定不是‘魔性’吗?”

沉默。

方渺踩着拖鞋啪嗒啪嗒凑上去,弯着腰,揪了揪被角。

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“破案了,萧氏在下一盘很大的棋。”

她转念一想,不免有好笑,心道:没想到轮回转世了,生闷气的脾性还是不改啊……

这个账号的首条博文是一张诡异的实景照片。

方渺刚要开口说话,调笑两句,就见纸人愣愣地站在床边,久久不回身。下一刻,他忽然掀开被子一角,整个人钻了进去,从头到脚裹成了鼓鼓的一长条。

这件事被猜测定义为萧氏某二代的心血来潮,造福大众。

见此情景,方渺稍稍放下心。

双目呆愣,腮红夺目的纸扎人双臂张开,被横杆穿袖而过,整个人都挂在了杆子上。由于横杆太高,他两脚悬空,脚尖垂下地面,被雨后的山风吹得微斜。

令人窒息的沉默。

“朋友,你年纪轻轻怎么瞎了???”

方渺打了个响指,冲他一笑,粲然道:“就是这么简单。”

“你别说,你还真别说,看得久了,我觉得也不是那么丑……老实说,看着他的眼睛,我莫名感受到了一股温文尔雅的气质??好微妙,总觉得有灵性。”

“无力槽,哪家好人捏虚拟人物会捏得这么丑啊?”

“首先,我们得收集到足够的愿力;其次,把你塞进原来的身体里;最后……我们就可以快乐贴贴了。”

它以真金白银吸引了无数人的瞩目,又背靠萧氏,让诸多一觉醒来发现自己错过一个亿的人忍不住扼腕叹息。

这种俗套的骗转话术看得一众网友嗔目结舌,而更让人合不拢下巴的是——萧氏集团的诸位总裁再次下场,表示已转发,蹭蹭神明的新婚喜气。

她想了想,蹬掉鞋坐上了床,顺手戳了戳被子,道:“真这么接受不了现在这具身体吗?”她收到的冲击好像都没有萧玉随本人这么大。

“不一定是真实存在的人物吧?说不定是紧跟潮流,捏了个虚拟人物,配合网上宣传。”

“卧槽,萧氏的萧老爷子也转发了,这一位……是屡次上电视的时代性人物啊!这个叫‘萧玉随’的到底是哪一位备受宠爱的孙子辈啊?玩这么大的吗?!”

论那一夜我错过的金山银山

被子纹丝不动。

方渺接着说:“其实解决方法很简单……”见洞口扩大了几分,方渺呲溜一下也钻了进去,抱着冰凉的人形抱枕,满意地蹭了蹭。

“嗯……其实我也……咳咳,转发看看好了。”

方渺:“……”说好的没事呢?!

这事还登上了热搜。

被子里的人也纹丝不动。

洞口幽暗深邃,仿佛里头藏着什么未知的生物。

……

近日来,网络上横空出现一个新晋红‘人’。

一串铃兰花苞形状的琉璃风铃挂在红瓦屋檐下,折射着虹光,剔透生辉。

“……就为了宣传一只吉祥物?”

怎么看起来更伤心了?外貌的打击真就这么大吗?况且她看久了……还觉得挺可爱的呢!

雨后初晴,天空残留着几分阴翳之色,远处的荒山绵延在白蒙蒙的雾中。天之下,雾之上,夹着一道绚烂的彩虹。

纹丝不动。

这张照片还配有一句话:【转发这只神明,会有好运掉落哟!】

屋檐外的平地上设置了一架晾衣杆。

起源正是中元节当夜昙花一现的抽奖小游戏。

“老公,有件事好像忘了告诉你……”方渺又道,“你原来的肉身还在人世哦。”

话音刚落,被子掀开一个小口子。

再然后,他飘向了身后的双人床。

p; 纸人也抬眼,看了看镜中自己的倒影。

就在讨论度最盛的时候,萧氏集团连同旗下各子集团共同推出了一个吉祥物——正是那个小游戏中的神明‘萧玉随’,丑萌的q版公仔全线发售,甚至还有专属的个人账号。

床上铺设着喜庆的床上四件套,他落在床前凳上,先是捋了捋床单上的褶皱,又拎着被子逗落几下,待恢复平整后,两臂一晃,薄被叠成一条规矩的形状。

半晌,萧玉随才叹了口气,这声响比刚刚方渺揉捏造作的叹声要真心十倍不止,接着他道:“……嗯,我没事。”

还有心情铺床叠被做家务,这应该是没什么大问题了吧?

话罢,方渺兴冲冲地拽着纸人起身,唰地一下拉开了窗帘,只见白日晃眼,万丈金光一涌而下!

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