68、说不上甜文的结局之后(完)(2/3)

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“你不换性别也很膈应人!那我妈呢,我们家怎么办?”陈靖阳抢在祝半霄反驳之前说了。

刚睡醒的陈靖阳顺着女儿的思路往下说:“那也没生孩子的危害大啊!”这账也算不到他头上吧!

“什么叫俩?谁同意平起平坐了!”陈靖阳想起了夏天的时候宁映白把一家人拉去她圈内好友的私人泳池游泳,但他不会游泳,宁淼淼被祝凌抱进泳池里,宁映白也下水了,他们三人在水里嬉戏,看得他眼睛都要冒火。还好酒店订的是两间房而不是一个大套间,他感觉度假能度出人命,自己的命。

“你破坏别人感情,你,你还不做保护措施,你什么人啊!妈妈怎么会看上你,你应该给祝爸爸磕头谢罪!你只配做陈叔叔!”宁淼淼气得眼泪都要出来了。

“爸,醒醒!”“陈靖阳你给我醒醒!”宁淼淼用力推了一下在沙发上睡觉的陈靖阳。

“我穿越啦。”

“没看出来你还喜欢过年。”祝半霄不吃饭在呛声。

宁淼淼对一脸错愕的陈靖阳说:“陈工,不会年纪大了连自己年轻时最爱的时空穿越题材都接受不来了吧?”

“我问你,是不是妈妈怀我的时候你一直想叫她打掉我?”宁淼淼的旧账要从她诞生以前算起。

陈靖阳和宁映白昨晚看剧看到半夜,他早上起来去项目打了一转就溜回家睡觉了,被宁淼淼轰炸醒来还搞不清楚状况。

“不服老就是人老了的表现啊!”宁淼淼,“我穿越去了五个不同的时空,有的在那里待了一年,有的在那里待了几个月就收工了。我的任务就是撮合你和我妈在一起。”

“……”单身到三十岁就能和宁映白1v1的话还是物超所值的。

“怎么问起这个?”

但是突然醒来看到宁淼淼气鼓鼓地叉腰瞪他,陈靖阳感觉又回到了初中教室里。

“姐你怎么可以这样!我让他来吃饭已经是我的忍让了好吗!”

“那小叔呢?”

“妈妈!”宁淼淼见了妈就抛下爹,话都多了几倍,“昨天不是把选学校的事情定了吗,晚上睡觉前我就特别舍不得你们,想要是能一直留在你们身边就好了,说出来好像是有点娇气。一睁开眼我被召唤到了一个封闭空间里,和小说里的穿越差不多吧,我接到的主线任务是每个世界线的你们都在一起,第一个世界线就是你们读高二的时候……”

祝凌呵呵笑了一下,他在专心投喂宁淼淼,没有参与拌嘴。

“你早上不是去上课吗?”

“怎么了淼淼?”

“因为你们先在这个世界制造出我,我才能去帮助其他世界的你们啊,笨!再说了初中那么多人暗示你你还不是当耳旁风吗?”宁淼淼贴在她爹耳边说,“我去的其中一个世界你到了三十岁还是处男,你还是偷着乐吧!”

后搬弄是非就说明本身和这个系统有一定联系。祝凌也查出了举报者是他的竞争对手,跟那家人有多少关系也不重要,他只是住在了前妻对门而已,没几个干净人的评审班子把这当成一回事就是大笑话了。

“穿越?”

“没有了。除非你的爹们会生。”宁映白给祝凌抛去一个眼神,他心虚地低头给宁淼淼夹菜。

“你小叔啊,他?”宁映白不怀好意地点名,“老二,你要是去结扎,今晚就让你上桌!”

“略!”宁淼淼做了个鬼脸,没说几句话就被识破,她的演技还有待提高,“猜猜我干嘛去了?”

宁映白涮着肉说:“我说,今年过年打算怎么过啊?”

宁淼淼发话了:“妈妈,我们家没有新的小孩了吗?爷爷奶奶闲着可以自己去找小孩带嘛。”

“啊?”陈靖阳愣了一下马上把他真实的想法说了出来,“我去,怎么没有人在我那会儿来撮合我们啊。”

宁淼淼如今出落成了一个大姑娘。和宁映白说的一样,宁淼淼进入青春期、长得越来越像陈靖阳刚认识的那个宁映白时,陈靖阳有时看着女儿的脸是挺恍惚的。不过宁淼淼五官长开之后他也能在她脸上看到一些自己的影子,宁淼淼也不全是一个复刻版的宁映白,她的气质和宁映白是截然不同的。

“妈妈什么是结扎啊?”

“那把你爸妈和我妈都接过来吧,给这群老的安排一别墅自己住着玩得了,省得老了说孩子少寂寞什么的。对啊,跟我妈知会一声她有俩女婿了才行。”

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宁映白就抓着他说事了:“老二,把你和你哥的妈都接过来吃饭怎么样?哦哟这换了个性别再正宫和小三握手言和就有点天打雷劈的意思了,好膈应人啊!”

“少来,我跟你妈还有大半辈子要过呢,谁老了?”四十岁的陈工对自己三十岁的外表还是相当满意的,“然后呢?”

“我呢!”祝半霄拍筷子了。

又到了一年冬天,一家人凑在一起打了个火锅,虽然陈靖阳没认可那俩兄弟也是家庭成员,就是隔壁来蹭饭的邻居。祝半霄还是没能成功爬上宁映白的床,在发现被谢正行骗了之后心灰意冷地爱岗敬业,陈靖阳又一次跳槽换工作,这俩坐在一张桌子上像俩狗朝对面龇牙。

“说什么呢?你们爷俩能整出一台晚会的效果。”宁映白从隔壁屋走了过来。

“什么意思!”祝半霄和陈靖阳异口同声地说,祝半霄很快想到了这句话的深层含义,“哥你不是吧……”

“就是你爸愿做但你小叔不愿做的事。”

……

“怎么会!”

“我真是看错你了!你知道流产对一个女人的身体伤害有多大吗?”

“停停停,别演了!”陈靖阳反应过来了,这些年不方便明着说的家庭情况也侧面跟宁淼淼说过了,以她的聪明才智也该理解自己的身世了,这时候算账太做作了。

“怎么不会,你想想你自己不是非我妈不可吗?你读研的时候遇到她又缩了,又错过好多年,我出现在那里假装是我妈,你魂都要飞了。”

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