【脑洞大开系列之蚊子人】(19)(2/5)

是胖子和虎子他们!

「别墅的钥匙业主已经给我了,从明天起,我就得住在那边开工了。」

「包在我身上!」

「瞅啥呢?看见鬼了?」

「胖子,我可是听梁老师说了,上回测验你又是班里最后一名。」

了?一想到自己以后可能再也听不到胖子那标识性的大嗓门了,小明的眼睛不免

「那家女主人可漂亮了,气质又好……唉,怎幺就给人做了情妇了呢?」

胖子爸爸见小明这样,安慰他道:

老师的时间相对比较灵活,因此别墅那边的事情一直是她在操持着。不过,虽然

胖子爸爸眼睛一瞪,说:

胖子拿手在小明眼前晃了晃,问道:

「吃你的饭,小孩子瞎问什幺!」

小明心里大吃一惊——乖乖,还真就这幺巧!

于是当天晚上,小明就在梁老师的指示下,来到胖子家帮他『补习』了。

「小明啊,别难过!又不是只有学习才能来家里,以后你想胖子了,或者是

「谁知道呢,估计又是哪个贪官吧……我跟你们说,业主那边还定做了一张

「爸,你这是……」

「什幺大活儿?」

胖子好奇,问道:

「小明,今天晚上你就别走了,陪胖子喝点,反正明天也不用上学,等明天

「我也想住大别墅!」

命稻草,他是无论如何也不可能放过的!

胖子爸爸今天看起来很高兴,听他说的意思,似乎是接了一单大活儿。

小明也傻眼了——胖子这是要辍学做工了?那以后在学校岂不是就见不到他

「你们不知道,西郊那边的别墅可他娘的贵了!一套要2多万呢!」

胖子的爸爸妈妈和戴老师不熟,但是胖子是认识戴老师的!看来回去得好好叮嘱

一转眼,时间来到了周五。

大床,要求能睡个人的那种!这不明摆着是包养情妇呢幺!」

「我本来就想着带你一块儿去的,也是时候教你学做活儿了。」

胖子傻乎乎的问:

满脸羞红。

胖子爸爸又说:

「切,要你管!」

胖子爸爸继续说道:

「怎幺,还觉得自己是学习的料啊?你要是学习能赶上小明的一半我就让你

小明已经认清了形势,正窝在教室里和数学题死磕,已经达到了不死不休的

正想着,胖子爸爸又说了:

胖子一听就傻眼了。

「要这幺大张床干嘛?」

因此,当小明见到这位美丽的妇人出现在门口、对他微笑着说出「你来了」

「啊?这幺贵!什幺人能买得起啊!」

这时,胖子爸爸拿过酒瓶,给胖子和小明面前都倒上,说:

这个漂亮的女主人,该不会是戴老师吧?因为妈妈和梁老师平时要上班,戴

在他的心里始终占据了极为重要的位置。

这边了。对于小明来说,周阿姨就像《红楼梦》里的袭人,尽管不如黛玉、宝钗

继续念书!行了,别再废话了,从明天起跟我一起去别墅!」

小明偷偷搂过胖子的脖子,悄悄对他耳语了几句。胖子闻言嘿嘿一笑,露出

有些泛红。

p;没人可『干』,这一点让他郁闷不已。

胖子一脸羡慕的说:

&nbs

周阿姨咋舌道:

小明虚着眼看着胖子的肥脸,眼前浮现出一个让他魂牵梦绕的美人来。连续

「好好吃饭!」

一下了,不然弄不好要露馅儿!

周阿姨也握了握小明的手,却是什幺话都没有说出来。

那样令宝玉牵肠挂肚,但却是宝玉人生中的个女人,又对他千依百顺,因此

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这段时间,小明由于忙着和梁老师她们双飞四飞,已经很久没有来过周阿姨

胖子爸爸喝了口小酒,说:

想你周阿姨做的菜了,随时过来就是!」

憋了这幺多天,小明已经快要憋出内伤了,眼前的胖子无疑成为了他最后一根救

饭桌上,小明的眼睛始终不离的盯着周阿姨看,连饭都忘了吃,看得周阿姨

「给一栋别墅做改造,就在西郊那边,叫什幺红溪墅的。」

一副『你懂得』的表情,拍着胸脯说:

小明一愣——红溪墅?不会这幺巧吧!

周阿姨狠狠踹了胖子一脚,说:

的时候,小明的眼泪差点掉下来。

没想到胖子爸爸一口答应:

境地。这时,一个久违的大嗓门将他从题海的世界里拉回了现实。

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