【神墟鬼境】卷19 七杀风波 第05章 怪事连天(2/5)

陈关山回头道:"在玄境里,我这就打开禁制!"说着话使了个神通,刻着"烟霞洞"三个大字的洞壁下方,立即现出朱漆铜钉的门来,两个道人上前,费力的推开厚重的门道:"请——!"

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赵无谋道:"没骑狐狸吧?再说现在都有车了,还要坐骑做什么?犯二吗?对了,我还弄到两具蓝眼的僵尸,只要祭炼祭炼,令其神智开化,就能逆天重生了,到时也收做弟子,我说老头,之前有收僵尸做弟子吗?"

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赵无谋一笑,带着孙家姐妹慢慢的走了进去。

五人说话时,脚程都快,前面两个老道还有疾步的现象,孙家姐妹就是小跑了,赵无谋却如闲庭信步,七拐八绕了走了近四十分钟,总算来到了一处所在,门前有八名神人石雕怒目,进门后穿过回廊,方才到了大殿。

赵无谋无聊的背着手在殿里走,对陈关山、张关俊道:"上面供着的是什么屌人?"

之后带着其她牝马跑到山东青州,剪纸成将,撒豆成兵,大反山东,连斩了政府军两员大将,杀的政府兵尸横遍野,自称佛母。

那次牝马造反的事,几乎动摇当时的王朝统治,虽被镇压住,还是令玄境损失惨重,所以自此后不用牝马。

陈关山大惊道:"忌口、忌口,上面正中坐着的是重阳祖师,两边是全真七子,你既是全真传人,怎么会不知道?还敢出口冲撞?"

李思淳道:"有——!修成了九幽天魔尸,后来被慈航收

洞内却是别有洞天,好大的一片山谷,说是一个县城也差不多,更是仙气寥寥,紫气升腾,草木青郁,一对对的仙鹤、梅花鹿悠闲的散步,泉山叮咚,山涧清澈,数尾灵鱼嬉戏,真个是鸟语花香神仙府,悠闲自在帝王家!

两个道人带着赵无谋沿着青石铺成的大路一阵疾走,赵无谋骂道:"你们两个东西,好不懂事,就没有车接送吗?"

殿外传来李思淳的声音:"孽帐!你连狐狸都敢收?"

赵无谋抬头一看,供着的屌人一个不认识,殿里坐着两个道士,似在做着功课。

李思淳带着一大群人跨进门来:"代祖师收的那些披毛带角,脊背朝天的,后来许多被人当成了坐骑,大丢本教的脸面!"

八米就到头了,不由问道:"老鬼他们人呢?"

赵无谋笑道:"我知道是谁了,你们说的是唐赛儿,活捉她的,是全真教龙门派的陈通微、全真教嵛山派的张静波、全真教南无派的李祟瑶、全真教遇仙派的马行绕、全真教武当派的谷虚子,五条契弟联手,摆了五色玄光阵做陷井,祭出老仿五色玄光旗,牺牲了终南山全真教嫡传弟子李志幸,费了老大的劲才抓住一匹牝马,丢大人了,听说和她一道起事的,还有上万名的美女,随侍骠骑飞卫百余人,全是妖孽级的绝代佳人,换做是老子,绝不杀害,那样太野蛮了,捉住她们时百余名骠骑飞卫全部训做牝畜,服务于老子的鸡巴,万余名女兵全部弄去桑拿做婊子,不是更有趣?"

陈关山道:"快请师祖,就说赵无谋到了!"

陈关山披嘴:"天元境的牝马,你能降服得了?你到底是什么修为?别说唐赛儿,就是你说的百名妖孽级的母货,至少都是先天境的修为,如此多的凶悍牝马集中在一起,没有人敢奴役的!"

陈关山道:"我们玄境自古以来就是这样,若是用车,那就坏了情景了!"

赵无谋犯甩道:"为什么是七个不是八个或者六个?你们看,一边站三个,一边站四个,不对称哟!还有,为什么只有一个母的,要是我,全收美女,也好晚上打炮!"

赵无谋说牝马,两个道人都懂,就是美女做马拉的香车。

其实这处仙境,以前是用牝马的,只是牝马被传以道法后,修炼的比正规弟子都勤,在六百年前,出现一匹灵异非常的绝美牝马,竟然修成天元境,继而造反,宰了此处玄境许多的全真道人,三昧真火烧了道藏阁,令全真文献损失惨重。

陈关山、张关俊没有查觉到的是,除了他们之外,还有一道虚影,跟着他们一同飘了进去,如鱼似的游在空气中,玄境的示警装置没有任何反应。

两个道人目瞪口呆,白眼直翻,说不出话来。

赵无谋笑:"你说对了,我收的全是母的,张艳丽、韩青青、白蒙蒙、王丹丹、张燕燕等等一大票,目前有二、三十个吧,就是没仔细数过到底有几个,传她们艺业的同时,随时打炮,还有,就连新收的小狐狸都是母的,以后化形,若是美女件事就是给老子开处,若是恐龙,老子捏死她!"

张关俊气得白眼直翻:"你收弟子都是用来打炮的?还有没有一些师德?师徒有如父子、父女,这叫乱伦呀!"

全真教看管牝马不严,知道闯祸了,尽遣派中道德之士协助政府军,在其造反的第六十三天捉住了她,本想用本教法术将其钉死,灭其魂魄,无奈政府索之,只得封印了其修为送给当地政府处置。

陈关山道:"不好用牝马,若用牝马,少不得传她道行,平白的便宜了狗马一般的贱货,话说六百年前·······!"

赵无谋翻眼道:"老鬼!总算出来了!狐狸为什么不能收?你个老不死的,不是说我们代祖师,奉行的是有教无类吗?鼎盛之时万仙来朝!"

赵无谋道:"我什么修为?不知道呀!没测试过,修为高身体好,形体健美,性子又大又野!玩弄起来特过瘾,不行给她吃西班牙苍蝇·····!"

赵无谋道:"那也未必,太上老君还有坐骑代步呢,你们就不能用牝马?"

政府将她淋滚油、关铁窗、鞭打针剌,诸般酷刑用遍,最后剥得精光,骑木驴游街,行刑时刀砍不能进,正折腾时,全真教的封印到时间失效了,这匹牝马立即化青烟逃出,不知所终。

两名道士听到是"无"字辈,匆忙起身,向赵无谋一揖,匆忙跑去禀报,眼角瞟到赤裸身体的孙家姐妹,顿时下面顶起了帐篷。

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