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人偶师让她们四个该溜子以及织梦者和星轮师去给她当伴娘。



黑洞没来得及听完也一股脑晕了过去。



刚开春没多久,人偶师就准备好结婚了。



“一拜天地”



“经人举报这里有人聚团传播传染病,我们需要饭菜取证……”



但池榆不见了,没有一个人见到她,但下一秒大家就都明白对方去哪了……



“我知道了……你去找那个染头发的男的,他做的饭,一定是他!不是他就是他妹妹!”刚说完,他又晕了过去。



“您好……我这边有人在吃完饭后突然倒地,人数有点多,能多来几辆救护车吗?”



番外&婚礼



大女人能屈能伸!她才不跟一条鱼计较!



准确的说,她从游戏出来后就已经有准备了。



邢煜刚回家就发现家里空空如也,自己男朋友也不见了。



奥瑞塔和沈知南附和道“对,给他赶下台!起兵造反,农民起义!让他知道知道我们龙家军的实力!”



“别别别!!婉拒了,婉拒了。”奥瑞塔画风一转“我可是皇上最忠诚的狗腿啊”



沉默的他继续钻回了鱼缸当它发霉的章鱼。



这样做唯一的缺点就是,新娘还在想给这几个穿什么好一点,怎么知道这几个直接一人穿了一套丫鬟服。



“赶下台!”克洛伊几人也来劲了。



尉迟发誓他这辈子都不会再信任池余白了。



……?



花童就交给了池余白的两个孩子……?



大年初一,多好的一个新年。



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他男友呢?那么大一个池余白呢?



一个章鱼在深夜孤独地流下了眼泪(?)



在烘托了一阵又一阵的气氛后,两个人终于开始拜堂。



黄朴淳起哄道“让池余白看看赛博皇帝,哈哈哈哈,让他见证一下新时代的帝王风范,把那个老封建赶下台!!”



“夫妻对拜”



自从他们进公司后自己的脸早就没了,这次干脆直接丢了吧。



于是乎,在她的轮番问候下,几个人才换上了……皇帝的衣服?



聪慧可人是什么鬼……?



心死了



婚礼她的确采纳了奥瑞塔之前的建议,中式婚礼。



他大脑宕机了一分钟,然后果断拨打120。



救护车来了,随后警察也来了。



网络上兴起的龙图被印在明黄色的短袖上,头上还戴着头冠,几个人乍一看还以为来了一队精神小妹呢。



几十号人全部进医院过夜,整个医院灯火通明。



新娘新郎两个人都不说话。



“吾皇万岁万岁万万岁!”尉迟也要凑热闹。



池余白开口就道“朕今日给二位赐婚,来,小福子宣”



奥瑞塔有些不甘心“我是皇帝!我是天子懂不懂?真龙之姿,小鱼队长啊,这天子之位你坐的明白吗?”



“吾皇万岁万岁万万岁!”一旁的奸臣和其他官僚的桌子上已经开始高喊了。



“二拜高堂”



很难想象这几句话会同时出现,本以为伴娘团已经够倒反天罡的了。

小福子站在一旁,好吧,那就是池榆“奉天承运,皇帝诏曰:听闻安氏之女娴熟大方、温良敦厚、品貌出众,太后与朕闻之甚悦。今宋氏之子亦聪慧可人,特令二位今日完婚。接旨吧。”



“好了,收礼了,丢捧花吧。”



她们是要变成七丫鬟的节奏吗?



“等着,小心我给你瞎指人一个赐婚。”池余白笑着威胁。



在皇位上坐着的是池余白,不为别的,单纯是她觉得池余白太闲了,干脆让他给自己当苦力。



她本以为事情会这样顺畅的发展下去,一直到在皇上面前拜堂她都这么想的。



“你们这是聚餐食物中毒了,怎么回事?”一个警察同志问。



……



“撒娇也没用,换过来!!这简直倒反天罡!”人偶师道,但最后,在她们的死缠烂打下,她还是咬着牙同意了。



“……我没有想过成何体统这种词会在我嘴里出来,现在,你们给我换了这件破衣服!简直倒反天罡。”人偶师气极反笑,毫不犹豫拒绝了她们。



虽然她获得了六个绝对忠诚的仆从,但这也太丢脸了,红橙黄绿青蓝紫,她穿红的,其他六个人刚好六个色。



“这是新时代的艺术,姐姐求求你了,我觉得很好看啊……”织梦者撒娇道



再次醒来是在病房。

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